They looked buff, and mean. Real mean. They closed in towards us, we were scared, but not scared of them, scared of how easily we could win, how quickly we could turn them home. Coz they had no idea who they were up against. Experts say we are the greatest streetfighters ever to walk the streets. Known as legends, ninjas and deadly awesome people. If you haven't guessed by now we are the streetfighting duo of Casey and Conal.
It was on this frightful day however where the moon collided with Pluto to create a rip in the space time continuum. The only way to stop it? The illuminati. With the co founders coincidentally also being the fabulous street fighting duo, the icecream stores never stood a chance. With power and Futsal skills we charged Europe, taking icecream left right and centre. And this is the story of fungi the Fanguy and his SAGBF.
