The party started at seven but Kisses told me we're going at nine where the party is surely in full swing. But it's just eight in my watch when a car honks outside while I'm putting on my black and white striped socks. She said they're going to pick me up and surely they can't wait for another hour to party. I quickly slip in to my shoes and yell I'm heading out. I had my hugs and kisses from them earlier and I don't want to disturb their 'cuddling'.
When I go outside, there's a black minivan on the front. My brows lift in suspicion. Are they really not going to kidnap me? This is the scene where I have to stop and think. I'm waiting for people to open the door wearing black masks so I can decide if I have to run away and call 911. My imagination sucks.
The door opens revealing Kisses waving with a grin. "Hop in!"
My jaw drops when I get a look at the inside of the van. This is no ordinary car, my goodness. It looks small when you look at the car outside but inside, it's incredibly spacious. The first thing I notice is the back part. Three computer screens hanging on the wall, wires everywhere and there are devices blinking red and green lights. I don't have an idea what they are called.
"Is this Batman's spare car?"
"I hope he's not offended by that question," Dean says lightly on the driver's seat.
"Sorry," I mumble.
"Park owns this," he says.
"Are we going to Johnny English the party?" I look at Park.
"Did you just use Johnny English as a verb?" he asks not impressed with my vocabulary.
"I did."
He's sitting in front of the screens and he looks at me waiting for me to say something more. "Am I bad-ass now?"
"What do you do exactly?" I ask, one eyebrow rises.
He adjusts his glasses. "I hack."
I look at Dean then at Kisses beside me who's amused at my reaction.
Hack.
Hack.
HACK.
"And you need to hack at the party?"
He nods. "That's what I'm going to do."
"Is it true that if you can hack Google, you could get money from them?" I read it a few times in Did You Know? page and I'm not sure if it's true because social media is a liar most of the time. I know, ironic.
He shrugs. "Sure but that's not on the agenda today."
"Can someone please tell me what exactly are we going to do? And wait," I pause. "Where's Will?"
"He's already there. I told him to watch and make himself useful," Kisses says looking at a compact mirror. Next thing I notice is her outfit today. It's different from her preppy look. She has this mature look from her revealing more because of her make-up and the clothes exposed a bit of her skin. Is that part of this craziness I don't have any idea or that's just her thing when she goes to parties?
"Okay so here's what we are going to do. We're going to enjoy the party for a while of course but when I signal for you all to get to your position, that's where the fun starts. Will and I will be in the house dealing with Tyler. You Jo will stick with Dean. Don't ever leave without him and you bro, you know what to do."
Okay... That doesn't still make sense. What is going to happen? Is this some kind of a secret mission? Is this more like Kingsman: Secret Service than Johnny English? Because that would be totally cool.
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Freaks of Nature
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