Divergent Burn Book

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IM BACK MY LITTLE STRAWBERRIES! THIS IS FROM A FANFIC MAH FRIEND FOUND AT LUNCH FOR ME GravityFallen12 SHOUT OUT TO YOUUUU

~ I got a beating from my dad today because I put the key on the wrong hook

Wait...
Whut?
That is so FRICKING unrealistic not even Marcus would be that cruel. Wtf.

~ My stupid alarm clock woke me up

IM GOING TO PULL MY HAIR OUT!

~ I thought I loved Lauren but I don't know anymore..

I think I may cry.
Why. Must Tobias. Always date. LAUREN!

~ I had to take a test for my new school to see which faction I'm in. Basically different parts of the school.

Okay. So I like that they incorporated the factions... I just don't exactly like the way they did it. I would have put it as 'cliques' you know?

~ As soon as I walk on campus I bump into someone. She's got darkish skin and hair.

She always either bumps into Christina or Tobias. And they always show her to her locker. Speaking of...

~ "what's your locker number?"
"123."

Now you're just being lazy. Oh and by the way, this is a university. What university has lockers?

~ "Guys, this is Tris. Tris, this is the gang. Four and Will is absent."

Grammar.
Grammar.
Grammar.
ARE, NOT IS.

~ "You guys want me to go on spring break with you already? I just met you! How do I know you're not all ax murderers?"

Oh you did not just use a TFIOS quote. YOU DID NOT JUST USE. A FREAKING TFIOS QUOTE. Oh god I'm so emotional.😭

~ "Either me or Uriah could take you."

GRA-MMAR!
*breaths deeply* when people say me and ___ it drives me NUTS!

So GravityFallen12 helped me fix my italics :) so I'm back now :) I'm sowwy it took so long 😰 but here's this one! This is honest to god just the first half of chapter one so they'll be a heck of a lot more where this came from 😂