The devout Cowboy lost his favourite Bible when out mending fences on the range.
Three weeks later, a cow walked up to him with the Bible in it's mouth.
The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes.
He took the precious book out of the cow's mouth, raised his eyes skyward, and exclaimed "It's a miracle!"
"Not really," said the cow "Your names written on the cover."
I am religious and Australian, and I take no offence from this joke, so neither should you.
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