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day 1 Dear diary, Today I went to the mall. I bought a new pair of shoes and a Nicki Minaj album. I also found out that Lady Gaga is having a concert tomorrow. I plan on stalking her and smelling her all day.
day 3 Dear diary, The plan has worked. Me and my fellow frog brothers have risen and we attacked Gaga on the stage last night. She was wearing her usual outfit of bacon, and the overwhelming scents drove us mad. She hasn't seemed to notice that there is a mob of frogs clinging to her.
day 32 We are starting to run out of food. The brotherhood of Kermut has decided that we will stay latched onto Gaga to her, and our, dying breath. We need to find a source of food. I have heard some frogs say that we should eat each other.we also need to start enforcing rules on this godforsaken woman. I've heard that there are meth dealers hiding deep inside of Gaga's arse. There are just too many places to hide on her wretched body to find them all.
day 420 Dear diary, blaze it
day 690 Dear diary, lolzor
day 430094267364598293645451820485637297645628919 Dear diary, Lady Gaga still has not noticed the Kermits. Only a few of us remain.
day 50000000000000000000000000006969696969696969420420420420420420420420696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696 6969696969696969696969696969696999699999969696969696969696969( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)696969696969696969696969696 Dear diary, #Wiggleshoobutumabuttnugeethummuwungacachooganoosoobuwunoho
