This is a parody of Kenny Chesney. I love cheese whales. For some reason it got rated PG-13
Chowing these whales in the hot summer sun
Standin' by the fence lordy here she comes
With a basket full of cheese and a big cold jug of sweet tea
I open up the gate and she roams right in
Open up a new box and shake it up
Just look at her face she ain't a-foolin me
She thinks my cracker's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm chowin' down
She likes the way it's smellin' while we're sniffin' up the box
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my whale-shaped tat
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my cracker's sexy
We share back and forth until we run out of food
Take it to the trash throw it out unsurvived
Climb up in the loft sit and talk with the radio on
She said she's got a dream and I asked what it is
She wants a little factory to make whales for her kids
One more itsy bitsy crumb before I take her home
She thinks my cracker's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm chowin' down
She likes the way it's smellin' while we're sniffin' up the box
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my whale-shaped tat
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my cracker's sexy
Well she ain't into fish or square shapes
But if it swims like a whale man her eyes light up
She thinks my cracker's....
She thinks my cracker's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm chowin' down
She likes the way it's smellin' while we're sniffin' up the box
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my whale-shaped tat
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my cracker's sexy
She thinks my cracker's sexy
She thinks my cracker's sexy
