Your mama so fat and old..... That when god said let there be light, he asked your mom to move out of the way.
Your mama so dumb.... She thought if she yelled at a mailbox that it will send a voice-message
Your mama so stupid.... When I told her she lost her mind, ahe went looking for it
Your mama so poor...... She chased the garbage truck with a grocery list
Your mama so poor.... Ducks throw bread at her
Yo momma so stupid....... that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
Yo momma so fat........ when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo momma so fat....... when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo momma so fat...... she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo mamma is so fat........she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???
Yo mama so fat....... even dora cant explore her.
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Roast Jokes
MizahHere are some great jokes for when you are fooling around with Roast
