One Punch And Kick~One Punch Man x Hero!Reader

The Journey Begins

Tears ran down your face from your dull and lifeless eyes. He stayed silent, till he said, "Let's try out the next job tomorrow." He turned to you with a smile, and his dull almond eyes brighten up for a second, but quickly became dull again. You nodded, taking a piece of paper out from your pants with a long list of jobs, with a pen you crossed off the one you both just went to. His thumbs wiped your tears away, and you smiled back.

As your bonding moment was happening, a giant half crab came up, with bloody pinchers. "Neh Saita-kun, there's a big crab behind you. With nipples too." You stifled a laugh with a look at the giant crab. Yet, Saitama simply stared up at it, as if it was normal. "Huh? Aren't you going to run away like the others blub blub." The crab looked you, with its oddly small pupils. Saitama simply sighed. "From the looks of you, I'd say you are a newly employed salarymen. I'm the Great Crabnate and I look like this because I ate so many crabs that I suddenly underwent a metamorphosis. Seeing how you both aren't running from me...blub blub. You want to die, right? Am I right or what?"Then Saitama spoke up, "Yes...except for one thing. We're not salarymen, we're unemployed. In fact, we're on a job hunt right now. This morning we had a job interview, but we were rejected just like that."

"Now I feel like nothing even matters anymore." Under his breath he said "Except for her..." You were to busy looking at the monster crab to catch what he said. "And I don't feel like running either just because the Great Crabnate appeared in front of me. So what happens if we don't run from you?" The crab smiled and stared, "You have the same lifeless eyes as me. As a fellow dude with lifeless eyes, I'll let you off the hook this time." He walked away, the smile planted on to him. He turned around, his eyes straining. "Besides you're not the prey I'm after anyways. I'm after a brat with a cleft chin. I can't wait to cut him into little pieces when I find him blub blub." He lifted his claw and waved, turning back around.

With his stomps growing quieter, you held on to Saitama's hand, but you never let go. You both walked back to the apartment, passing by a park. Your eyes widened, "Saita, i-it's that kid." you pointed over to a kid with a cleft chin, who was playing with a soccer ball by himself. Saitama turned, he gulped at the sight of the kid. "Hey, you didn't do something to a crab monster, did you?" You asked in polite voice. "Eh?" he looked over at you, picking up his ball. "I drew nipples on him with a permanent marker because he was sleeping in the park." Both of you went white, but you bursted out laughing. "N-Nice one kid, so it really is you!" You wiped a tear from your eye, with a low voice you said, "He doesn't realized what he's done yet." you tilted your head. "Should we do something, maybe we can hide him somewhere safe."

"But man, this kid is really not cute at all. And it's not like we know him, we should just mind our own business." Saitama said bluntly. You pondered, remembering Saitama's words from before, 'Nothing matters anymore...' he chuckled. Until a large shadow covered both of you, as the crab monster crept behind you. Giving off a creepy smile as he stared at the kid. "FOUND YOU." It swung its claw at the kid, but hit the ground as Saitama tackled the kid away. "Saitama!" You yelled out, and took of your jacket and left your briefcases. you knew the suit wouldn't matter anyways, and quickly ran towards them. "What are you doing!?"

"Kid, the crab's after you!! Run away!!" The kid gaped at him. "Don't mind me!! Just run!!" Then he pointed at the ball, "My soccer ball..." A vein popped from Saitama's forehead, "Your ball!? Forget the damn ball and run already!! Wanna die or what?!" The giant crab looked surprised, "Hey you... What are you doing? Don't tell me you're trying to save that little shit." With a smirk, sweat ran down his face. "Wait, wait, do you seriously want to kill someone because of a stupid child's prank? Think about what you're doing crab."

"Blub too late, I already butchered a couple of people on the way here. And I'll do the same to anyone who makes fun of my appearance." The crab raised its claws and angrily shouted, "Look, that little shit dared to draw nipples on this gorgeous body of mine!" Yet again, you tried to stifle a laugh from what the crab said. "What's more, he used a permanent marker! I can't even wipe myself that hard with these claws!" You sighed, 'No one can take you seriously before the nipples anyways.'

"I have no mercy for him!! And if you get in the way, I'll make you'll never be able to go job hunting again!!" With a sudden realization, you giggled along with Saitama. With a small tear forming from your eyes you smiled at the crab, "It just hit me, you look like a villain from an old anime we used to watch as kids." You both said at the same time. Then, the crab wacked Saitama away with its huge claw, and you quickly stood in front of the cleft chin kid protectively. It turned to the both of you, stomping its way towards you. Raising its claw, you went into a defensive stance. A rock suddenly hit him in the face, which was thrown by Saitama. The three of you looked at him, as he struggled to stand up. "Stop right there, I can't sit back and watch you kill two people in this age of declining birth rates." He clenched his fists and loosened his tie. "There's something else I just remembered. My dream as a kid was to become a super hero. You see, I never wanted to become a salaryman. I wanted to become a super hero that blows away stereotypical villains like you..with one punch."

"So did I," the crab then turned to you, "but with one kick." You put a hand on your hip. With his jacket thrown up in the air and his tie around his hand, Saitama yelled out, "Come at me, crab!" As the giant crab wacked him a few times, you ran towards them, leaving the kid behind. As if you did this many times, you held out both of your hands together, and Saitama leaped on to it. With all your strength, you gave him a boost to the crab, Quickly, he put the hoop of his tie around one of its eye, and landed on the ground. With determined eyes, he yanked the tie, causing the crab to shriek while its eye was being pulled out. It toppled to the ground, as you ran towards Saitama, who was out of breath. The crab's guts spilled all over the place. You smiled like never before, "What's gotten into us?"

But that was three years ago, you and Saitama ended up training so hard that he went bald, but both of you were able to acquire an invincible power at some point, well at least he did. You still had to train everyday, mostly training on your legs. Yet, with much power, both of you felt empty, yet you should be satisfied.