Roleplays

God save the Queen. (And the ships)

Sabe: You there? I'm reading an rp and somewhat maybe kind of sorta ship jadzee.

Cali: no. im not here. im in space. some strange guy with a bowtie came to my house and pulled me into a police box.

Sabe: really bro

Cali: and now im in space... i think

Sabe: omg awesome bro. i wanna go to space. you left without me bro

Cali: im sorry bro. but like, i dont wanna talk to him cause i dont know his name. he keeps telling me to call him the doctor, but doctor who?

Sabe: call him watson, watsons a doctor. call him doctor watson

Cali: i did. he scowled at me

Sabe: heheheh

Cali: i asked him doctor who? he said exactly

Sabe: Laugh uncontrolablly. freak him out a bit

Cali: I already tried that. it didnt do much. im pressin buttons now... and is that a dinosaur...?

Sabe: press the buttons again but harder and stare at him all serious while doing so

Cali: IT IS A DINOSAUR

Sabe: do the thing

Cali: he grabbed my hips and pulled me away

Sabe: awwe

Cali: DONT YOU BE SHIPPIN ME WITH RANDOM MEN WHO KIDNAPPED ME INTO A BOX

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Cali: OMFG

Sabe: WAT

Cali: DUDE I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO CONTACT YOU FOR 3 MONTHS. I THINK... BUT DUDE, I THINK I BECAME THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND SOMEHOW

Sabe: YES WE CAN FINALLY HAVE WORLD DOMINATION

Cali: SABE

Sabe: YEAH?

Cali: SABE I DONT THINK THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY. also, some dude painted my pic. here ill send u it.

Sabe: ok

(SEE ABOVE PIC)

Cali: someone asked my name and i panicked and said victoria and now everyones calling me that

Sabe: duuuude

Cali: what

Sabe: is bowtie guy still with you?

Cali: uh yeah. why?

Sabe: he's like dave strider bro. he's like a time prince or something. ask him if he plays sburb.

Cali: he looked at me with really huge eyes. sabe, whats going on?

Sabe: uhhhhhhhhhhhh... wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff.

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Cali: SABE! OH MAN I THOUGHT I LOST YOU! ITS BEEN LIKE 5 YEARS

Sabe: OH MY CHUCK

Cali: SEVI WHERE THE HECK WERE YOU?

Sabe: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

Cali: I COULDNT GET YOU TO ANSWER ME FOR 5 DANG YEARS

Sabe: THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? you know what? IDK. TIME STUFF. ASK MR BOWTIE.

Cali: IVE TRIED THAT HE WONG GIVE ME A STRAIGHT ANSWER. anyway, i met this guy named john brown. hes my manservant, but i think im falling in love.

Sabe:what about your boyfriend?

Cali: sh thats not important right now. brb i need a charger.

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Cali: HOLY CRAP...SABEEEEEEE

Sabe: YES?

Cali: IM 63 NOW SABE. SIXTY. THREE. I CAN NEVER GET A HOLD OF YOUUUUUUUU

Sabe:DO YOU LOOK 63?? AND I'VE BEEN ON THE WHOLE TIME. I THINK WE'RESTUCK IN A TIME PARADOX aND YOUR TEXTING ME FROM THE PAST.

Cali: YEAH I LOOK 63.I HAVE MORE WRINKLES THAN A PUG. ALSO IM NOT DOing to hot... i can barely see... ANYWAY IMMA CATCH U UP ON WHAT HAPPENED IN THE PAST 44 YEARS. Pretty shortly after i stopped talking to you,i got married to this albert jerk. I was forced into it, really. anyway, hes dead now so its not like i have to deal with that anymore. aaand i had nine kids. nine. after a while my legs stopped working so i get to roll around in a wheelchir all the time and that was pretty fun.

Sabe: wait, if you cant see, how are you typing this?

Cali: bowtie is helping me.

Sabe: awwwwe

Cali: sabe... im tired... bowtie says my time is almost up... if i dont text you later... i want you to tell my wife that i loved him... even if i die in 1901... before he was born... or his parents for that matter... or their parents...

Sabe: Long live the queen...

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Cali: Uh...sabeeeeeeee...sabe idk wtf just happened.

Sabe: what?

Cali: i felt like really frigen tired so i fell asleep and i woke up and... i think im 14 again... and im in the blue box with the doctor.i asked him where we were, and he said "not where, darling, when." and he says its 2015 again.

Sabe: yay! You're not dead!

Cali: well that was exciting!

Sabe: i dont even know what happened tbh...

Cali: YAY! hey bowtie says you can come along on the next adventure! *wonk*

Sabe: YAY! but as i said before you became a queen,i sorta kind of maybe just a bit ship jadzee

Cali: me too bro, me too.

Sabe: ok good.

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Cali: hey sabe?

Sabe: what cali?

Cali: how did we go from me being sarcastic to full on roleplay?

Sabe: i dont know bro... I dont know.

*both girls look into the distance dramatically.*

*curtains close*

*standing ovation*

Shoutout to my friend for helping me do this roleplay!

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