At first all was still. Nico stared at the iron ceiling above him scratching his head in confusion. His vision was blurry but he sat up, coming face to face with a giant, well, face. It was attached to the wall in front of him and stared at him silently. "Hello," it said, its voice sounding a lot like a female Godot. Nico stared at it blankly and replied, "Uh....are you....Godot?" The face stared back at him, staring seemed to be all it could do, what a useless machine. Nico stood up and his head reeled, around him was a large room, ceilings towered above him and tube like doors were planted in the walls. He stood on some sort of rusty platform, another rusty piece sat above him hung to the ceiling with a strange cord. "h-h-h-h-h-h-hellu" Nico looked down surprised, the platform he stood on began to speak to him. "Oh. Nico. That Save Point. Save Point-chan kind," Female Godot explained in broken english. Save Point-chan sighed, "y-y-yes...b-but...its okay...sempai doesnt need to notice meh..."Its voice went from quiet to unable to be heard as the platform spoke and Nico just stood there. What the nuggets? Nico thought, but his thoughts were suddenly jumbled as he was transported to a dark room....cells full of garbage piles were used as boosts as Nico made his way toward a random glowing orb. Huh? What's that? Nico reached out to grab it and suddenly a gun plastered itself onto his arm. "FINNNALLLYYYYYY" Nico exclaimed and shot around at the walls like a maniac, it was surprisingly fulfilling. "RwsafrewA" A figure with a white face appeared out of nowhere, looking like the hunchback of Notre Dame it shuffled towards him, "Welcomeeeeee TO The matrix." Nico was too caught up in his maniacally, laughter inducing rampage and shot the figure down, Nico didnt seem to notice. The figure, becoming angered by his sudden blood loss, straightened its back and leaped, claws outstretched at Nico. Before he could make contact a flash of red light appeared, blinding both the figure and the psychotic Nico. "Hunching your back to look like an old man seems so....despair inducing" Another voice echoed throughout the room and the attacking figure fell backward. Nico stood there, not sure what had just happened but recognizing the familiar, hope filled voice. Komaeda!! "Komaeda! Are you stuck in the Matrix tooooo?" Nico reached forward, still blinded by the light, but instead of seeing his lanky, crazy eyed buddy he saw nothing. He looked around frantically, Komaeda, he was nowhere to be found, yet his voice still echoed through the empty room. "Nico. Nico, Nii~ *ahem* Actually, Nico I've evolved....i am now....", Komaeda paused for dramatic effect, "Krabmaeda". Nico felt something crawl up his leg and he noticed a head crab like creature staring at him from his shoulder, yet something familiar made him not afraid of this strange creature. The eyes, the crab had one insane, spiral filled eye in the middle of its weird face that stared at him and made it clear as day that this was indeed his cocky friend Komaeda...er....Krabmaeda. "Ko-krabmaeda....why are you here?" He asked awkwardly staring at the doodle. Krabmaeda stared at him and itched one of his many legs, "I always know Nico, when you need help....I know" Nico shrugged, Komaedas dont change do they...well, atleast now he had a buddy. "Excuse Me. That not nice Nico." Female Godot's voice resounded through his mind and made him shudder. Female Godot? What...Why are you here? He heard the slurp inside his mind and he lowered his eyes, Godot-chan are you drinking coffee?...where did you get that in the first place, actually I dont want to know.... Suddenly the room changed and now he was sitting in a chair, the world span around Nico but he was too caught up in the new gun he had plastered onto his wrist, only heavy breathing could be heard and Nico looked around, krabmaeda was still on his shoulder, staring at the scene as krabmaedas do. "Mmmm~ Im coming for you Master~ And then, you'll take me into your loving arms and we will-" "Toko, Im going to stop you there...." Two female voices could be heard from behind them and Nico turned around to see two ahoge clad young girls, one carried a megaphone. Krabmaeda spit on Nicos eyes, blinding him ((because its hope filled spit)) and once Nicos vision returned he saw the two girls had vanished and Krabmaeda had swiped a megaphone, how he got it Nico didnt know, and honestly didnt care, but he wouldnt dare say that to Psychomaeda over there. The crab crawled towards him and grinned, or, did as close to a grin as a crab can. "Nico I have acquired, the bagel gun", krabmaedas eye sparkled as he held the gun up to his mouth and shot it. Suddenly his eye rolled back into his head and he went cold, his tiny legs gave out and Nico, stunned, fell to his knees to comfort his poor friend. "Krabmaeda, are you okay?! Speak to me!" Nico rubbed Krabmaedas shoulders in an attempt to comfort him but Krabmaeda did not reply, he flinched suddenly and turned to face Nico. "b-.....b....Bubbling..." Krabmaeda said no more, and flopped down on the sidewalk for good. Nico tried to shed tears but the only thing that would come out of his eyes, was coffee, he felt like Mechamaru and that made him cry even harder...he could sense a new presence and his head was grabbed and twisted to the right as female Godot left her mouth under his chin, collecting the coffee tears blankly. As Nico sat there silently, crying to himself over the loss of his dear, strange friend the sun set over Towa city...and off in the distance you could here the faint bellow of a certain attorney, that was the ending of Krabmaeda, and his...tale...or, was it? All will be found out...in Danganronpa 3: Return of the Krabbypatties.
((I just wanna say I wrote this during your livestream ..I doubt you are actually gonna read this but ya know ;3 IT was fun to write and Krabmaeda will live in our souls. Nico you are amazing and so entertaining without being...well..overly and annoyingly vulgar. You're hilarious and I always enjoy your videos and livestreams :D))
