I'll Handle It (DaveKat)(Written by Cosmic)

I'll Handle It(Davekat Oneshot)

       It was a normal day for Karkat Vantas who as usual began his day eating a bowl of lucky charms with all the non-marshmallow pieces taken out. After finishing his sugary cerial he logs on to his computer and checks which of his friends/fuckasses are on. He then notices a message from the fuckassiest fuckass he knows Vriska.
AG: Hey fatso
CG: WHAT DO YOU WANT
AG: I just wanted to see if you went into a sugar coma yet dou8ting you would live to have one
CG: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO MAKE IT A POINT TO BE SUCH A BITCH TO ME ):B
AG: Ohhhhhhhh Karkat, I'm not 8eing a 8itch... I'm just st8ing the truth.
CG: ..........WELL FUCK YOU VRISKA

     After slamming his husktop closed Karkat began crying softly, "Why the fuck can't I just be a normal weight." Karkat hears and knock at his door over his crying and heard his matespirit Dave call out ,"Karkat, honey, are you okay? Can you let me in please?"

"G-go away." Karkat stuttered out.

     "Nope, not leavin' till you let me in Karkitty." Dave replies, starting to get worried.

     Karkat slowly gets up from his bed, wiping his eyes with the sleeves of sweater, "Fine." And with that, Karkat opened his door and fell directly into Dave's chest while still sobbing.

     "Shit" Dave says under his breath after Karkat decided to put all of his weight against him. Dave slowly begins to back Karkat up to his bed while still holding him. "Katkat ,babe, what's wrong?"

    "Husktop, Vriska, too fat, Whyyyyyy?" Karkat sobs out.

     'Fuck' Dave thinks to himself, 'Not that bitch again, I swear, I'm gonna knock her ass out this time!' "Let me see your husktop." Dave said.  Karkat handed Dave his husktop, amd Dave logs into Karkat's Trollian  and opens the latest chat with Vriska. "Fuck, not again." Dave says quietly . "Karkat?" Dave questions, "Are you going to be okay if I leave you in here for a little while?" Karkat made a grunt that sounded something like an okay. "'K babe, I'll go handle this." And with that Dave walks out the door of Karkat's room and to the third floor of the shared house and makes his way to Vriska's room. "Stupid fucking bitch, I'm gonna knock her fucking ass out. Teach her a lesson for srewin' with my Kitkat!" Dave knocked on Vriska's door.

    "Helloooooooo Dave, what would you like?" Vriska said in a teasing vioce, already knowing why Dave was here. Without saying anything back to Vriska,  Dave lifts his arm and decks Vriska right in the nose, instantly knocking her out cold.

    "If you ever talk shit about my matesprit, I will fucking kill you!" Dave said while fuming. Vriska laid on the floor, blood slowly pooling beside her face, Dave thinks to himself 'I'd better get back Karkat before this bitch wakes up or Karkat does something stupid.' Dave walked back Karkat's and room and opened the door. "Hey Kar, I handled it, if she knows whats good for her well-being she won't fuck with you again." Dave said proudly for the fact that he eas able to protect his matesprit. 

   "Dave, what did you do?" Karkat asked with a shacking voice.

   "Oh, I just gave her a bloody nose and knocked her out too." Dave says, slightly ashamed.

    "That's all you did?" Karkat said, his voive getting steadier. "Can we watch The Notebook again?" He questions trying to change the subject.

     Dave gets the idea and says, "Yes, yes we can."

    "Fuck yes, time for movies,  cuddles, and snacks!" Karkat says triumphantly.