~ " Is it true that you and Uriah done the deed?"
~ "I dare you to chug hot sauce."
*Facepalm*
*cries*
*sobs*
WHY YOU SO CLICHEEEE
WHY YOU SO CLICHE
MMM OH MY GOD
STOP BEIN CLICHE
~ "You're such a ***** Tris. Ugly *** ****. You can't steal my ******* boyfriend! YOURE A ******* CHILD!"
You think you're being cool by swearing huh?
You think you're like the God almighty of swag because you know the F word?
YOURE LIKE FRICKING 2!
DAYUM!
~ "I will break you Lauren." I glare at her
No honey. No you won't. Because tris isn't like that.
~ Will and Tobias play 7 minutes in heaven and come out of the closet with swollen lips and messy hair
WHAT THE ACTUAL FRICK! WHAT? I JUST- OH GAH THIS IS JUST SO PAINFULLY UNREALISTIC AND STUPID IT HURTS. BRUH. STAHP. SERIOUSLY.
~ *gets together and 10 minutes later* "Ok goodnight, love you."
Oh, I'm sorry. Have you even read the dang books? Cause their 'I love you' is a heck of a lot better then that. And who says I love you 10 minutes after they get together? Oh that's right...only any middle school couple ever right? GravityFallen12
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Divergent Burn Book
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