SCENE I
Curtains open to a somewhat average middle school classrom, it is currently "primetime", more commonly known as homeroom. There are eight students (Amory, Ellory, Skylar, Ciel, Egbert, Raven, Twyla, and Kalesta) and a rather large (being nice here) teacher by the name of "Mrs. Hutt".
[ Song: We attend PMS]
The bell rings
[Song continuation]
Everyone runs back into their primetime class (offstage) before their first actual class period starts.
The bell rings, focus back on Mrs. Hutt's Primetime.
Mrs. Hutt is writing some kind of formula on the board in illegible handwriting and explains the formula in a heavy nasal southern accent that is completely indecipherable.
Ellory and Amory pass notes:
Ellory (as he writes it): What did she just say?
Amory: I think something about parabolas
Ellory: No, that was a few units ago...
Amory: Those triangle things, right?
Ellory: I think so...
Amory: Either way, we're gonna fail math.
Mrs. Hutt: [stop passing notes]
Skylar: Woah she can see!
Ciel: Yeah... you'd think that her fat would obstruct her vision...
Skylar: It's almost like she's Asian...
Egbert (who is Asian): HEY!
Ciel: oh hi...
Mrs. Hutt:
YOU ARE READING
Close Encounters of the Dodgeball-ish Kind: Act I
Teen FictionAmory and Ellory attend Phillips Middle School (otherwise known as PMS) and Ellory has a spastic leg that can get them in a lot of unfortunate situations because for some reason he gets spasms when he's around people he hates... What will happen whe...
