Rainbow astronaut , you saw me masturbating alone,
Without a dream in my heart,
Without a penis of my own.
Rainbow astronaut , you knew just what I was there for,
You heard me saying a prayer for,
A penis I really could care for.
And then suddenly appeared before me, the only one my arms could ever hold.
I heard somebody whisper 'imperio'
But when I looked, that astronaut had turned to a vagina!
Oh oh oh...
Rainbow astronaut , now I'm no longer alone,
Without a dream in my heart, without a vagina of my own.
You better shape up,
'Cause I need a penis,
And instead I got a vagina.
You better shape up;
You better understand,
To my heart I must be true.
And this vagina and me are through!
We go together,
Like god and lucifer, Like lucifer and god.
Remembered forever,
As poop poop poop jizz-jizz boom de boom de boom.
Well - a well - a well - a huh...
Tell me more, tell me more,
Am i gay or am i straight?
Tell me more, tell me more,
Is the vagina a joke?
Tell me more, tell me more,
Where is my sodding penis?
Masturbating dreams ripped at the seams, but oh those masturbating nights.
