So you remember the last time you tried to give kitty a bath?
The first lesson that all cat owners must learn is that
Cats hate baths
For your own safety, please repeat this to yourself four thousand eight hundred ninety-three times.
It's not that cats don't like baths.its not that cats hate a difficult relationship with baths. It's not that cats chose not to vote for baths in the last election. It's not that cats would rather choose vanilla over baths. It's not that cats neglect to send baths a card on their birthdays. It's not that cats pick baths last when choosing sides for a kick ball game. It's not that cats think about baths in the same way a fire hydrant thinks about dogs. It's not that cats look at baths in the same way that a vegetarian looks at ten pounds of raw liver. It's not that cats once bought baths an awesome present that cost an entire months allowance, and then baths didn't even have the decency to say "thank you."
It's simply that ...
Cats hate baths!
