It began on a fat summer's twilight:
I was the most kinky sex slave around,
He was the most sex on legs cop.
He was my master,
My sex on legs master,
My cop.
We used to pound so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to shag together, around the world,
We wanted it all.
But one twilight, one fat twilight,
We decided to shag too much.
Together we sucked Mr Spock.
It was awesome, so awesome.
From that moment our relationship changed.
He grew so douchey.
And then it happened:
Oh no! Oh no!
He sexted Barney .
Alas, Barney !
My master sexted Barney .
It was ugly, so ugly.
The next day I thought my penis had broken,
I thought my bum had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)
But still, he is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that twilight,
That fat summer's twilight.
My bum... ouch!
When I think of that sex on legs cop,
That sex on legs cop and me.
