remember when i asked you for opinion? yah. me neither
don't feel sad, don't feel blue... frankenstein was ugly too
i was gonna give you a nasty look, but i see you already have one
jealousy is a terrible disease. i hope you get well soon
girl:*stares at you for 30 seconds*
me: what are you looking at?
girl: idk, something ugly
me: girl i ain't no mirror
your a__ must be jealous from all the sh__ that's coming out of your mouth (i don't like swearing so fill in the blanks)
roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo, but don't you cry i'll be there to, just not in a cage but laughing at you
i could say nicethings about you, but i wannatell the truth
i never forget a face, but in your case i'll make an exception
are you from Europe, 'cause Euro peice of sh__
if I wanted a bi___ i would have bought a female dog
ex bf: bi___
me: i've been called worse
ex bf: like what
me: your girlfriend
ok you guy's im sooo sorry this is awful i'll try better and i know half of these are not comebacks but next time
