BTS' GIRLFRIEND [ bangtan fanfic. ]

Mad Or Nah?

Does this lady not understand no? I seriously do not want to be any part of anything that has to do with a stupid, dumb idol. Idols are stupid! Especially, BTS. Boy groups are the destroyers of the 21st century and they have to go.

I let out the deepest sigh possible hoping my mom would at least pretend to be concerned. Of course, she didn't and she pulled up to BTS' dorm anyways.

"I hate you." I repeated for like the fifth time in two minutes.

Still no reactions at all come out from that woman. Is she deaf? She's most likely ignoring me. That seems like the best conclusion. No, I'm just mad it's true.

"You mad or naaaah?" Oh no, mom please stop! She's trying to be a teenager. It's failing miserably. She even did the whole snap of the hands and ew.

I cringed at her, "Don't ever do that again. That's embarrassing." I corrected myself, "No. No. No. That's disgusting!" I made myself clear enough.

She stopped.

"Okay, whatever is cool these days." She rolled her eyes and parked the car, "Get you stuff from our of the trunk and text me once you get in the house!"

I hopped out of the car,  "You won't even be here for me to get in the—" she slammed the passenger door in my face and I scoffed, "Okay then!"

It felt like forever, but I finally got to the trunk and opened it. I took all of my luggage out and waved my mom goodbye. She was already ready to pull off.

"Let me close the trunk first.." I whispered to myself, "Bitch.." I closed the trunk and she drove off into the sunset.

What am I saying? It's like two in the afternoon. I think. I don't really check the time unless my phone is in my hands.

With a scratch to the scalp I headed over to BTS' front door. All I could hope was that they weren't as annoying as I'm thinking they are. Man, they seem really annoying. All of them aren't even that cute!

I knocked on the door and crossed my arms waiting. Sure boys! Take your time because no one is waiting outside the door. Your girlfriend isn't waiting outside the door!

Yeah, I'm the girlfriend of seven boys. Speaking of thot. Anyways, I really didn't want to do this. My mom is making me. Since she's all goody goody with the boys manager and the boys even agreed, I'm all of their girlfriend. How much weirder could it get? Oh yeah! I have to fall for one.

Doubt it.

The door finally swung open. I cringed a bit because that door was seriously going to hit me in the face.

"Girlfriend!" Jin exclaimed and took me within his embrace.

My fists were tight and my arms were stiff and locked down. There is no way I'm hugging that wanna be Mario pimp. I don't like it!

"That's it." I made him let go and I patted his back taking my luggage and heading inside.

All of them came up to me like a stampede.

"Chill! Chill! Chill!" It was too late by then because all of them had crashed me in the middle of their group hug. Not cool, man.

Jin closed the door and walked up to the others, "Everyone stop. She's our girlfriend. Let's make her feel comfortable." He shot a smile at me.

I dodged that bullet.

"Yeah.. Uhm.. Where's my room?" I gave a stink face and looked toward one of the others.

Taehyung or V, whatever the heck his name is, was the first to step up. "Here! I'll show you to your room!"

He gestured for me to take his shoulder and I smiled widely and didn't take it walking in front of him.

"Come on, slow polk. You're moving like pond water." I smirked and the other members behind me were laughing at Taehyung's cock block. I mean, my rejection.

Jimin snickered, "She just rejected you, bruh." He pointed a finger and Taehyung frowned and huffed turning around to follow quickly behind the queen a.k.a me.

"COME ON!" I screamed making him follow even faster. I made the boy run. Poor thing.. Or not.

Taehyung had his head down the whole time opening the door to my room, "This is were you will be staying." I smiled, "Can I have a kiss from my girlfriend?" He leaned in to kiss me and I slapped him.

"OWCH!" He held his face and ran away.

The others stared at me in shock and all I did was growl and all of them went running like the little idiots they are.

"This is gonna be so much fun." I blew a kiss and went inside my room setting down all my stuff, "And my mom thinks I'm gonna fall for one of these losers? The only thing I can fall for is the ground at this point." I giggled and collapsed on my bed.

Namjoon opened the door awkwardly and in the quietest manner possible, "Dinner.. For you my beautiful girlfriend."

I got up with that bright beautiful smile of mine, yes I know I'm cocky, and rubbed Namjoon's shoulder. I hope I gave him the wrong thought. His face sure brightened, but all I did was continue to walk into the kitchen.

When I stepped foot into that kitchen Taehyung automatically sat down in his seat and put his head deep into his food. Is his intention to swim? I think that's supposed to be a pool, not potatoes.

"Get your face out of your food. You look stupid." I commented and he imminently sat back up, "Good boyfriend."

Hoseok seemed to have been looking at me the whole time because he was putting his potatoes on the counter.

"What you doin'?" I remarked and raised a brow looking at the counter.

He looked down and saw his mess, "Oh! I wasn't paying attention!" He tried to laugh it off.

I approached him pretty close, "Stop staring at my boobs and focus on your dinner, okay?" I smirked and walked over to my seat.

"Boyfriend~" I cooed and all of the boys looked at me. I sighed and pointed out the specific one I wanted, "Yoongi. Get me a juice." I commanded and he got up quick.

The silent Jungkook sat next to me nervously. I could tell because he was sweating. How much more obvious could it get? It's cute, but not enough to make me NOT get onto the kid too.

"Hey you." I called out as if he was all the way across the room.

His eyes met mine and he looked very fidgety. My eyebrow raised and I wondered what was happening to that hormonic teen. He needs serious help. ASAP.

"Nothing, nevermind." I turned away to my new glass of juice and smiled at Yoongi, "Thank you boyfriend." I took a sip and began to eat.

"Do you like it? It's Jin's best." Jimin spoke up.

As fast as a snake, my head turned, "Why are you asking if I like the food? Of course I do, damn it. I'm eating it right? Jesus, eat boy." I directed and once again he obeyed.

I finished my plate and placed it in the sink, "Can one of my handsome boyfriends get that?" I winked and made my way back into my room.

This might actually be fun! Why the heck am I complaining? I don't think I will fall in love, but I sure do have seven butlers for myself.