What did the fancy banana say to himself when he looked in the mirror??
I look apeeling !!!!Knock Knock,who's there?Soup!soup who?!
SOUPERMAN!Knock,Knock?whos there?Who?who,who?
Is there a owl in here?What do u call a alligator with a vest on??
AN INVESTAGATOR!!!Puns!!!
"I got a BONE to pick with u"
"If you want I can give u a tuTORIRL!"
"I weight a skele-TON"
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