The Undertale

Bone jokes

Sans' perspective
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"Hey papyrus, did you know i just joined a band?" I said. "Sans, i've no time for this." papyrus replied. "Guess what i play?" I asked, "The t-...." He choked. "Say it pap, say it" i had encouraged, "The Trombone" he said with a sigh. I continued to play the pac-man death sound on the trombone. "Christ sans, i told you i've no time for your jokes. I am quite busy you see..."

He continued on his way to somewhere, i didn't care where though. I was thinking about frisk and what to do when i felt a tugging on my sleeve, it was frisk as usual. "Hey buddy, what is it?" I asked. "*sniff* i had a bad dream sans..." She sleepily mumbled. "Awww frisk, c'mere bud.." I hugged her until she was fast asleep and sung quiet lullabies, human children like that right? After she fell asleep i heard someone slowly creep up behind me, it was just tori. "Hello sans, it seems you're quite the human charmer huh?" She said jokingly. "Heh, it would appear that way huh tori?" I replied. "Well maybe you could put her back into her room?" She asked. "Why? If i may ask" i questioned her. She blushed and said "Well... Maybe i thought, you'd like to watch a movie with me? A horror movie, one that would scare you to the BONE" she giggled and i smiled at her attempt at a joke. It was a decent one and she's been getting better at them, my puns are rubbing off on her.