sup noobs, today im gonna shw you how to be the most mlg person in the world besides gaben! FIrst you must get the dsr 50 from black ops 2, pwn 500,000 noobs and then gaben will knock on your door and you must bow to him and say give me 20 unlock keys so i can get an mlg knife. he will do a nice little song and fly away like a skrub. nex tyou must go to shreks swap and quikscope him in the face until he dies. then you must pick up his legendary 9. millimeter banana gun. then you must watch mlg antivirus so do it skrubs. to be mlg or not to be mlg zat is ze zestion. Next watch youtube search mlg. it will take you to a magical place full f teletubbies and quikscopes and skrubs and cheekichaps and materialisimo. next go to your moms house and go i never wanted that peanut butter jam sandwich you made i threw it in the garbage skrub then run away as your mom cries in horror as a turtle attacks you. you know what to do, 420 noscope that skrub hes only a levl 1. you are now and mlg master m8 how do you feel you are a level 420 in pokeman now. hope you enjoyed m8s i'll do more for you m8s XD :( :) SKRUBS CAN QUIK SCOPE LIKE WILD ROCKS. well mates thats it hope you enjoyed i know i just said this but wat m8 wat! Theres a turtle name kajmir and he wants my quikscope rifle:O we must take him down but how you may ask i've made a plan up. we come from the mountains where he live and eat his familys souls while we watch family matters. but then here is the good part m8s we must sneak to his volcano house and noscope his guards. Then get into his house and do a 360 noscope quikscope hardscope as you shoot him with the legendary banana gun wait for the next one m8s.
