Looking for Ninjago stuff when.... Snake jokes!!! I read them and found some good ones...
But in case you can't read them....
Sensei note: Jay loves to joke about everything. Even we have four snake tribes as enemies now, he always has a good joke to cheer the team up.
*What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell? Addercadabra and abradacobra! -_-
* "Hissss is the most absent-minded snake I've ever known" says one snake to another. "Why?" "He keeps losing his skin." :I
* What do you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the bathub! :( so true
* What do you get if you cross a snake and a hot dog? A fangfurter. I'll never eat hot-dogs again
* What subject do snakes enjoy at scool? Hissss-tory. XD Nice one I love Hissstory too
* How can you tell if a snake is a baby? It has a rattle. Aww Skales Jr.
* What do you do if you find a python in your toilet? Wait until he's finished! Running away is a good option
*How do snakes show they love you? They give you hugs and hisses! Snake love Skales X Selma
*One snake aske another: "Remind me are we the venomous type?" "Why do you ask?" "I just bit my lip!" HAHAHA! XD
Sensei Wu asks: A venomous snake does not have to worry if it bits itself, as it's own venom will not cause it any harm. True or false? True. Snakes generally tend to be immune to the venom of their own species, bu their resistance to other species' venom varies greatly. ....Sensei you ruined the joke -_-
I like the history one and the last one... But my favorite is the guy who telled them (aka Jay :3).
Still waiting for questions... If you don't ask you'll make 100 unicorns cry... XD
ESTÁS LEYENDO
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Novela JuvenilA blog where I talk to you, to know each other better and be come friends and all that things. Since this blog is about a Fan of Ninjago (A.K.A. me) a lot of Ninjago Characters will appear. * Ninjago and its characters belong to Lego
