Competition

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A man is going to Scotland for the weekend, he is taking his Scottie dog with him. He gets on the train but all the compartments are full. He eventually sits with a man who his puffing in his pipe. The smoke causes the dog to start barking. About an hour into the journey the man takes his pipe out of his mouth. "Can you shut that bloody thing up."he grunted. "He's barkin' at your smoke," he answered back. ."well stop him then," he exclaims. The 2 men get into a fight and start acting drastically. The man grabs the blokes pipe, and throws it out the window, so the man other man picks up the blokes dog and throws him out the window. The 2 men were put in prison for a week. The man who had lost his dog got home, guess what he found on the doorstep. (Comment, if you think you know, I'll give you a shoutout on my profile if you guess right)

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The answer was...   7 bottles of milk he forgot to cancel his order.

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