the koolaid man.

Jaramima was a happy man. He had a big booty wife and a 12 inch wang. He was the happiest man in the world. Until one day while he was at the store. He had evething he needed Fried Chicken, weed, and sum oda shit. When he checked out and then left he relized he had forgotten his koolaid. He was too far away and too high on crack to go back.

When he got home he shakely opened the door to go inside. when he walked in his big ass wife saw him. "did yo white ass get my koolaid."

"no I fogot bitch now stfu and suck my dick."

"no nigga i don't have my koolaid."

" fine then ill go get a hooka."

he then lit a blunt and walked out with a bucket of fried chicken and $100.

he drove to his favorite hooka spot and picked his favorite hooker. when he paid her she got naked. he then stuck his bid dic

k in her ass. she then turned around and he rwlized she had a dick too. "oooh shit." he yelled." I just fucked a man."

" everything okay?" said the hooka in a masculine voice.

"yep" he said and continued to do shove his dick in her big ass.

later tbat night while he was fapping to playboy he heard a soft wisper. "oh ya oh ya oh ya." kinda what the koolaid guy would say. the next night he heard something baming on his wall. then teh third night the kool aid man burst through his wall yelling " OH YA!!!!!"

" What the fucking big ass nigga baby dick" screamd jaramima.

" why didn't you buy mygod daum koolaid you white cracker!" growled the koolaid man. the koolaid man then took out a bat and continually beat jaramima to death.

Teh End

Not meant to be racist.