Norman: The Penguin

Norman dusted down her tiny room. From every corner. To every bed, to every stand or carpet strand! She was happier than ever before.

"LALALALALA NORMA TEXTED ME!" Soon her happiness faded away. As faint callings were heard from down the stairs. It was her owners. Mr, Mrs and Bruce Profit. 

Welcome too Weirdsville! Where everyone is totally CRAZY! Where people have whacky names. Most times gender swapped. And where bugfreaks are used as slaves... Bug Freaks are people quite short. And odd. They are used for everything normal humans dont wanna do. So Norman Norman, thats her surname, is a slave too Bruce and her family. Bruce is the richest girl in Wierdsville! She is spoilt and horrible, nasty too! She thinks EVERYTHING resolves around her. ANd when she doesnt get her way... She would cast a spell. Yes, Bruce Profit is also a witch. She traded her pocket money of 1million pounds too an old hag. Now she is a full, beautiful soccerer. Who owns a magic mirror, and a LOT of candels...

Anyway, bac too OUR story...

"NORMAN COME CLEAN MY ROOM NOW!" said Bruce. 

"NORMAN WHERE IS MY COFFE!" said Mrs Profit.

"NORMAN GO FETCH THE MAIL!" said Mr Profit.

"I CANT DO THREE THINGS AT ONCE!" Norman screamed. She didnt want too upset any off them! If she did, oh the punishment would be TORTURE! So she sat down too think. Suddenly like a flash a creature like no other appeared in front of her. One with runny brown dripping skin. With a top har. ANd arms and legs. Stood a poo. IT WAS A POO!?!?! A REAL LIFE LIVING POO! Norman ran and hid behind her chair.