One Missed Hit

Why Do You Have to Live Here?

Knock knock knock! "Allison I swear to God if you don't get up I will remove a certain piece of your anatomy with pliers!" I heard my sister scream through the door.

"I'm coming," I mumbled glaring at the offending door. "Calm your fucking tits."

If you can't tell I'm not a pleasant person in the morning. I need my 20 minutes or you might as well be begging for me to kill you. And top it all off its finals week. Yay.

"Marcus will be here to pick us up any minute!" Jenna bitched through the door.

I could hear her breathing outside of my door. If I didn't start making noise soon she was going to come flying in like a bat out of hell. I grabbed my favorite prank device out of my top drawer.

Jenna and I have been in a continuous prank war since we were about 10. Seven years later this shit hasn't ended.

I grabbed the bottle of shaving cream out of the drawer. And it's not that nice soft skin stuff. Nope, I go old school. Barbisol.

The door flew open just as I brought the can up.

"Take that, you impatient little cu... Oh shit! Darian!" I looked at the figure standing in my door. This wasn't the five foot little shit of my sister. This was our very hot roommate. We needed someone who could help us cover bills and all of that fun stuff. Without renting out a room in our house we were basically just going paycheck to paycheck.

"Ironically I was just going to ask if you had seen my shaving cream," he announced, wiping some of the shaving cream out of his eyes. "I think my question has been answered, although I think I can handle the application process."

"I am so sorry! Jenna has been bitching at me to get up for like the last half an hour," I explained bringing him into my room. If mom and dad came out and saw him standing outside my door in a towel, they would flip shit. "Just use my bathroom, I really don't think you want to know what would happen to you if my parents would have walked down the hallway."

He just laughed and stepped into the bathroom. Thank God! Spending any amount of time around this guy had me drooling. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a whore, but this man could get a nun into bed with a wink of his blue eyes.

But my boyfriend Sam was a total cockblock.