Note: Every chapter will be a different situation such as: First Love as Guys. Bullying as Guys. Fights as Guys. Chicks as Guys. Animals as Guys. Etc!
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Jake POV
So I was having a sleepover. Which none of us called a sleepover. We called it an overnighter. I hadn't expected to be invited, though I'm pretty sure Alexander snuck me in. Who else was coming from school? Let's see, Mason the new kid in school this year (I was last years' batch) was coming. Alexander, no duh. Alex is this fanboy at school, a rare species. He's pretty cool, we have social studies together and he's from Syria. Emmet was throwing the party, he was a pretty social guy. I'm glad. He's been having some troubles with some chick Julianna lately. Frankie was coming, I think. Frankie was pretty cool of a dude too. He liked anime a ton! Like my friend in NY, Eli. He's been watching it a lot lately. Who else now? Oh yeah, Gabe's going to pop in. He's awesome. A little on the quiet side, but friendly and a great artist. Oh yeah, Mickey is a good artists as well, and he wears this cool headband. He's pretty ambivalent. A little shy. A little outgoing. So that's the invites on this lil' list. Hopefully the neighbors, who Emmet claims are annoying, will leave us alone! I think they're in our school. So, suppose that's it. Then there's me. I'm loud. Happy. Jake. Haha.
Emmet POV
Having the guys over tonight. Mason, Alex, Steve, Frankie, Gabe, Mickey, Jake, who else? I think that's it. Hope mom doesent fall asleep in my bed again or else I'll get G.R.O.U.N.D.E.D I'm already ticked from Julianna, but whatever who cares. Tonight I'm having fun with my classmates and friends. Drinking coca cola, watching our favorite entertainment, no matter the rating, playing video games and ranting about chicks. My kind of vacation, bros.
Gabe POV
I'm excited for the sleepover. I can't believe my parents let me go! Yes! I've been trying to get out all week. Better bring my sketchbook. Might be a long night.
Alex POV
So, another sleepover. Or should I say Overnighter. I'm really not in the mood what with Julianna and everything, but I'm ignoring it tonight. Better get some pizza on the way, Jake will be psyched.
Mason POV
Here we were. My scarf around my neck, I sighed, wrapping it off. I set it in the couch, sat down with a bump and looked around.
I saw Emmet, who was piling in Walking Dead episodes. Alex was drooling over them. Frankie was on his phone, clearly bored. Gabe was looking around blankly. Mickey was, who I think I'll call Mick, was trying to converse with him. Jake, who I remember hanging with at this Halloween party, was texting his mom that he was here. He had come with Frankie and Alex here, Alex's parents driving and picking the boys up.
"Ok, people. Listen up! My parents are sleeping. So be quiet. For now."
"We can't watch anything in quiet" Jake snickered.
"Can't you read lips? It won't matter anyway, because my friends, we're not hanging here"
"We're not?" I inquired.
"Nope. Pack up your stuff, gang. Your phones, briefs, toothbrush whatever your moms stuffed in there. We are going to prank hardcore." Emmet announced, flattening his hair with his finger.
"Crap" Jake muttered. Alex's eyes lit up.
"How?" Then the eyes softened. "But we might get in trouble. Last time..."
I had no idea what they were talking about.
"Don't worry!" Emmet reassured. "No prank phone calls. Just toilet papering."
"We're TPing a house? Who's?" Mick asked as Gabe gasped and averted his eyes.
"Julianna's" Our host sniggers.
"Go jump in a lake. No way in heck am I TPing a girl's house. We can get in trouble. Expelled." I snapped, standing up.
"Calm down. It's night time. We're safe. We won't get caught, we'll wear masks"
"Oh please" Gabe mumbled.
"Let's do this!" Jake giggled excitedly, bubbling up as he pumped his fist in the air. Alex had his mouth open.
" come on, guys! This will be awesome!" Emmet goaded with us. "Please? It's innocent"
"Innocently disturbing" Frankie murmurs. Jake laughs. Again.
Alex POV
I'm torn. I want to, but I don't. Gah. Whatever. If I die tonight so be it.
Jake POV
I'm screwed. I'm not staying here. Alone. No! I am going. I've never been out alone at night before. Crap....
Emmet POV
Wusses!! I want my revenge, man. But I also cannot get expelled. I'll never see Mr Baron again, and he's awesome. Ugh..... I need some serious alone time.
Mick POV
Well, I'm dead. Maybe I'll convince Gabe to stay.
Gabe POV
Ohhhh shiz
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Jake POV
I was fervently walking. I was so pleased. I felt like a man. Walking without my parents. In the night. Getting ready to TP a house!
But I also felt scared. Petrified. I am such a wimp. But Id rather be here than alone.
Emmet POV
It was go time. The house was right here, ah here we go. I had packed the TP in my backpack. Probably didn't have enough. Maybe I'll just do a little. Have to buy some new paper....
Anyway, I stopped dead when I saw Julianna in the backyard. Ish! I motioned for everyone to go the other way.
"Who's there?" Julianna's shrill voice rung in my ears. She was a tomboy and hung out with us guys, but her voice sounded like Luna Lovegood's in Harry Potter. I looked behind me and gasped. She was standing right in front of me, and could see my glasses.
Julianna POV
What's he doing here? With TP? I was taking out the garbage for my mom when I hear noises. I thought they were raccoons but they were really goons. Someone's getting their butts kick tonight.
I shifted somewhat awkwardly in my tight pink skirt that my mom had made me wear. I would have preferred jeans, and worse it was getting chilly now.
"Emmet? What the fluff is wrong with you?" I hollered, glaring a deep grimace. He chuckled. Confidently.
"Nothing, playa. You?"
"Get out of my face, fluff off"
"Watch it, girl!"
He tried to pull my light brown hair, but first, I pushed him forward, letting him fall into Alex's clutches.
"Go away, Emmet. In telling my parents, I will tell the teachers to let them know."
"What the fluff, don't do that!" He grabbed my arm, sinking his nails into my soft white skin. I pushed him away again, this time he caught his balance.
"Seriously, get off!" I started crying a little, eye prickling with tears. Emmet groaned.
"Aw, gee. The water works"
The other boys whispered together in the dark.
I had had enough with this guy. He doesn't know what it's like being chubby. Fat.
Jerk" I hissed, running into the house as he probably cursed at my back. I saw some other boys watching intently behind me.
"That was rough.."
"She deserved it. Insulted me, my family, Alex. Deserves it. I already e-mailed Mr Baron"
"Like messaging your Lit Conn teacher will solve anything"
"Shut up, guys!"
I just slammed the door, and watched them leave through the windows.
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Gabe POV
"If she saw me..." Jake shuddered. "I'm never going to live it down"
"Wuss"
"Really?"
I poked him. We did it everyday in science class. Our only class together. He smirked softly.
"Well we're doomed" Mick whined.
"Nah! She only looked at Emmet" Alex nudged him, earning a shove into the sidewalk.
"Thank you" Alex said sarcastically after he fell, picking himself up and dusting himself off thoroughly.
"Sorry" Emmet winced, hugging him.
"Man hug!" Jake shouted.
"Dude! We're undercover here!" Emmet rolled his eyes as he spoke.
"Oops"
Mason sniffles under his red scarf. "Are we there yet? I didn't have dinner, I'm starved"
"Yeah, Alex picked up pizza"
"Thank God!" Mason sighed blissfully. I could smell it already....
Jake POV
So in conclusion, a slightly wretched day. I'm not expelled. Emmet didn't TP a house. I got my pizza. I'm not dead. I think for my first sleepover here, it was quite alright. I need some salt. Imma ask dad for some hamburgers tomorrow or on Wednesday when I have guitar class after school.
Emmet POV
Well I have my bed still (yesh) and I'm full of cheese and pizza. But I still have to unpack the toilet paper....
Okay! So next chapter it will be most likely "Fights as Guys!" Or "Texting Chicks You Hate/Like as Guys!" Comment and vote!! :)
P.S. I'm Jake who knew XD
Also it should be more stereotypical next chapter and funnier :)

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If I Was a Boy: My School Genderbend
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