"I'm so dry and crusty," moaned the nacho seductively. "I need to get inside you and submerge myself in your red juices.."
The salsa looked at the nacho and licked its lips slowly. Before the nacho could say another word the salsa said "dip me". The nacho couldn't believe it. It opened its mouth to speak but the salsa interrupted again. "Dip me," the salsa said even louder. The nacho got into place and without protesting it dived into the juicy salsa.
"Aaahhhh.." The nacho moaned and screamed in pleasure. "Yes, I'm complete!" It screamed and continued dipping in and out of the salsa.
They lived happily ever after