Kakashi Hatake

Yume Jones

My eyes bore into the screen. "What? Wow. What a wasteful ending. Onto the Naruto Shippuden series I guess. But before that, Kakashi Hatake..." I say aloud as I click off of the screen onto Google. I search his name to learn all about him. I memorize everything on the Narutopedia and write all my information about him in a notebook. I do the same for Sasuke, Naruto, Iruka, Jiraiya and Gaara of the Sand. Then, after about ten blank pages I gather information on all the bad guys and how to beat them. "Why do I do this? Well, because I can. Plus, knowing too much about them is better than too less." I mumble to myself. My eyes start burning and I close my laptop and notebook. After I put all of the stuff I gathered for the Naruto world in a backpack and put the backpack in the closet, with the rest of my collection, I try my best to go to sleep. It works.

*Dream*

Gaara and Markiplier start talking about how good pizza tastes as I look over to see JackSepticEye kissing Sebastian Michaelis as Jack's girlfriend smiles at them. All of a sudden I hear voices yell, "Go find Naruto!" I look around to see Naruto eating a light bulb while talking about how many blonds it would take. Another me appears in front of me. "It's a dream. Weird one too. We always have weird dreams like this, don't we?" I nod. Other me slaps me and tells me to wake up. I walk over to a door and look at it. "Yeah, that's the exit to the dream. Go on." I look back and wave at Gaara, who was having a sand bath. He rolls his eyes and waves back.

*Dream End*

I keep my eyes closed, remembering my dream. "That was really weird. Okay." I say aloud, finally opening my eyes. I close them again. Then open them a few seconds later. I sit up and stretch. I look around again, standing up and grabbing the backpack my head was resting on. The backpack was labelled with the Naruto title. "I'm just assuming I'm in Naruto and didn't get kidnapped and left in a forest?" I mutter, still looking around. Setting the backpack down, I dig through and take out some clothes. Changing into them, I put my pajamas in the place the clothes were in. After I zip the backpack and stand up, I start running. I guess it looked like I was running away or part of an attack or something, because next thing I know I feel a cool edge of a blade at my neck and a warm wall at my back. "Who are you and what are you doing close to the Village Hidden in the Leaves?" A familiar voice asks. "Before I answer that, what happened to my backpack? I am positive it was on my back. What did you do to it Kaaaaa-person I don't know what-so-ever?" The warm wall shifts and my backpack comes into view. "Oh, okay. Hello. I'm Yume Jones. I am a lazy naturally mean person that no one likes. You are?" The cold blade moves away from my neck. The warm wall grips onto me and turns me around. I smile up at Kakashi. "I'm Kakashi Hatake. A Jōnin of the Village Hidden in the Leaves." I laugh. "What's funny?" He gasps as I hug him. "Thank you for not slicing my neck, Kakashi. The fact that I already knew who you were was funny. I'm not a fangirl, by the way." Kakashi looks at me with his famous practiced bored look. "Fangirl?" I smirk. "I'm not one. So, Kakashi Hatake. Is this correct? You were born September 15th, 26 as of this year, about 6 foot, blood type O, has a Kekkei Genkai Sharingan, future Kage, current Jōnin?" The kunai knife ends up at my throat again. "How do you know so much?" Sighing, I gently push the kunai knife away and try to grab my backpack. Kakashi gets there first and opens it. "It's the notebook." He pulls out the black notebook and flips to the first page, where a picture of him rests with a description. I feel something twitch on my head and I reach to where I felt it. "Dog ears? Kakashi, do I have dog ears?" Right once I ask that a tail flicks into view. I catch it and stare at it. "Yeah, you have dog ears, a tail, and wings. From what I've seen." He answers nonchalantly, staring at his image. I snatch the notebook and end up having to jump away as Kakashi dives for it. "That tells the future! How does it-" He's interrupted as I 'accidentally' kick him in the face. "Honestly, I know what happens to you for about 3 and a half years ahead from now. I'm not going to let you see the future. Spoilers." I am forced to stop to catch my breath. Kakashi decides to give me back my medicine, except give it back 831 times harder. I semi-blackout. Unable to speak, I decide to think to myself.