"So..." Kenny said as he and Craig lazily sat on the couch watching old cartoons. Kenny was lying down and Craig was lying upside down, trying to play a game on the phone while watching the TV. It wasn't going too well.
"What?" Craig asked, not bothering to look up at Kenny.
"You wanna do something, like not watching cartoons and playing on our phones?" He asked and Craig quickly glanced up at him. "This is boring, we've watched cartoons since morning and it's around one on the bright day! Hey! Fucking Arnold can go to hell!" Kenny said and lightly kicked Craig, which made him drop his phone. He desperately reached after it and picked it up, only to notice that he had died on his game. He raised his middle finger at Kenny who only scoffed at it.
"You made me die!" The raven haired boy muttered as he turned to sit up instead. "If you're so desperate to do something, do you have anything in mind?" He asked as he blinked a few times and brushed away his fringe from his eyes. Kenny shrugged and Craig frowned at him.
"Then why the heck did you kick me? In the ribs too." He said and Kenny grinned at him. Kenny being Kenny, never necessarily had a reason to do anything. He just did things that came up on his mind, thus this he got in trouble quite often.
"I know something else we can watch," the blond said and wiggled on his eyebrows. "Something that starts with a 'P'."
Craig frowned and looked down at his lap, and then up to meet Kenny's blue eyes. "Pokémon? Dude, that cartoon isn't that great."
"No, for fucks sake!" Kenny groaned and facepalmed. "Isn't that an anime though? Because it's like produced from Japan? Or am I delusional?"
"Do you even know what delusional means?" Craig asked and raised on a pierced eyebrow.
"No!" Kenny said and smiled brightly. Craig frowned at that, and picked up his phone to continue playing. Kenny pouted, and he turned back to the TV. Ed, Edd 'n Eddy was now playing on it, a slightly more interesting cartoon. Not interesting enough though.
So he decided to pick up some action toys which were lying under the table. It was a Batman figure - one he knew used to be Craig's - and a Barbie doll - one belonging to the youngest Tucker child.
"I, Batman, shall save Gotham and clear away all evil," Kenny said in an over exaggerated voice as he hopped around with the Batman figure.
"Oh no, Batman, I'm begging kidnapped!" He spoke in a light voice for the Barbie, and then picked up a dinosaur plush from the floor. "Help me! Without me Gotham won't work for some apparent reason that you don't have to know!"
Craig glanced over at his playing friend, and chuckled at his stupidity and kid-like behavior. "That's not how Batman speaks, you doofus. He has this dark haunting voice," he grabbed the Batman doll from Kenny's hand. "I'm Batman, savior of Gotham and the world. I will help you, Mary-Belle."
"That's not what the girl is called in Batman," Kenny corrected him, and Craig glared up at him through his bangs.
"The doll is named Mary-Belle, you can't just break their names for one roll. Also, the dinosaur is named Bert, so he's officially Bert the T-Rex."
Kenny laughed at that, and shook his head in amusement. The two friends continued on playing around with the dolls, eventually bringing Wolverine, Superman, three other Barbie dolls and an old scary looking doll into the play.
"The creepy looking doll is taking over Gotham, what should we do, Annalise?" Craig said in his Batman voice.
"I don't know, Batman," Kenny spoke in his light girly voice. "Maybe we should throw something at it? Bert the T-Rex is now on our team."
"You're right. Bert! Come over here you big fella, we need you to take down the creepy looking doll."
Kenny took Bert by its tail and accidentally knocked down the creepy looking doll, sending it flying down the stairs. It landed with a thud at the bottom of the stairs, and one of it's arms fell off in the process. The two boys laughed at that, even if the loose eye was a bit creepy on it.
"Oh my god, thank you for saving me, Batman!" Kenny said as he hugged - as good as that went - the Batman doll with the Barbie.
"I did this for Gotham, not you, woman," Craig said as he pushed away the Barbie with Batman. Kenny frowned at that, and a quick glance up at Craig was all it took for him to tackle the other down.
His legs were on either side of Craig's hips, and his hands were placed by his head. Craig blinked up at the blond a few times, before he disappointingly raised on an eyebrow. "Really?" He said in a monotone voice, and Kenny grinned.
"Yup, the Barbie wants what she wants," he said, but before he could do anything else the Batman figure was pressed up in his face.
"Batman does not do such thing called "love", he's too cool for that," Craig said in his Batman voice, and grinned at the blond's sour expression.
"For fucks sake," Kenny muttered and rolled over beside Craig. "I think I'll just lay on the floor for a while, beside you. And Batman."
"Well too bad for you then," Craig said as he started to sit up. "Because I won't be joining you," He stood up and looked down at his friend. "But I guess you can get something small for being a once useful Barbie." He bowed down to where Kenny was lying, and gave him a kiss on the cheek. He then walked downstairs, leaving a grinning Kenny behind him.
"Isn't the superhero supposed to be the one receiving the kiss?" He shouted at Craig.
He only got a middle finger back.
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