Jake POV
Sigh. Another peaceful day. No Memorial Men Gang or whatever Emmet came up with. Alone. At my house. At my desk. Sitting free as I whipped my pants off. Wheeee!!!
Alec POV
Uh why
Jake POV
Alec, what the hell are your doing here?? You don't even live on this side of town!
Alec POV
Well I got bored
Jake POV
Whatever. I whipped my pants off because I find pants annoying and walking around in my briefs is way more fun.
Alec POV
Ok it's official. You're insane. But who cares? Im telling a story today. About the time Emmet and I were caught in our underwear. By Julianna.
Jake POV
Oh Lord.
Hey man you need a place to put your pants?
Alec POV
Yeah ok I'll put them on the stairs.
Ten minutes later
Alec POV
Ok so here I go. It was not too long ago when Emmet and I hung out at his house. Mick was sick, Frankie was, I dunno, being Frankie wherever he lives, and so it was just the two of us.
Jake POV
And?
Alec POV
So, anyway, we were watching our favorite shows (hehe), eating chips, poking each, whatever, when Emmet and I just take our pants off and dance around.
Watch me WHIP. Watch me NAE NAE! Jake POV
Ummm...why...
Alec POV
Why what
Jake POV
Were you doing that
Alec POV
Cause unlike some people, I'm cool. We were about to go back upstairs to get some toy water guns and our pants. We were downstairs now.
So, what happened next was, just about when we were going to parade around the house like monkeys, we hear a knocking at the door.
Jake POV
And....?
Alec POV
We carefully peered through the side window, keeping out of sight- when we saw Julianna at the front door! And we were like 'oh no! There's a girl at the door! Crap!'
Jake POV
You could put your pants back on
Alec POV
Of course! But we left them upstairs and Julianna had a key to the house
Jake POV
Why the fluff would you give her a key?!!!!!!
Alec POV
I don't know, OK?! Anyway, woman sticks the key into the hole and the door opens. Emmett's panicking. I'm hiding behind a coat rack. Julianna walks in -
Jake POV
And then everyone starts making out
Alec POV
UH NO. She starts giving us this creepy look like we're mental. And she starts laughing and takes pictures of Emmet and I (behind a coat rack) on her cell phone. I throw Emmet's coat at her face, and she's just like "what are you two doing??!"
"We're having boi time, jeez!" Emmet protested. I'm praying the pictures don't end up on Instagram.
"Ok..." Julianna mutters. She steps back, and's like "bruh" And I'm like "bruh"
Jake POV
So what was the point of this
Alec POV
I told you I was bored. Anyway, I'm going to the library. I was going to go with you and Emmet but he has to tutor Ryan. You fly?
Jake POV
Just let me get my pants and I'll ask my dad!

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If I Was a Boy: My School Genderbend
JugendliteraturThis is the almost not so true story of my life in genderbend, including everything I know in genderbend (such as Harry Potter turned Harrietta Potter, etc...) In it we see the kids from my school, mentions of kids from my grammar school days, and...