Me: we need to have a house meeting
Taylor: Kk
Hunter: Taylor, weird celebrity dude with the dashing eyebrows, sit down.
Spencer: what is it
Liz: we need to go over one thing with you guys
Taylor: oh no...
Hunter: oh yes
Liz: the sex, gotta be more low key. Poor Hunter can't eat anything cause you guys do it 24/6
Hunter: don't you mean 24/7?
Liz: no fucking on Sunday! SUNDAY IS A HOLY DAY! No fucking on holy days
Taylor: well I'm going to hell
