Sephiroth: "Good to see you... Cloud."
Sephiroth: "All of your cookies are gone. That's too bad."
Cloud: "Sephiroth... What do you want?"
Sephiroth: "What I want, Cloud, is to eat all the cookies in the cosmos. Just as my mother did long ago."
Cloud: "What about all the other people who want cookies?"
Sephiroth: "Well, that's up to you, Cloud."
Sephiroth: "I've thought of a wonderful present for you, Cloud... Shall I give you a burnt cookie?"
Sephiroth: "Tell me what cookies you cherish most... Give me the pleasure of eating them."
Cloud: "I pity you. You just don't get it at all. There isn't a cookie I don't cherish!"
Cloud: "Stay where you belong. In a place without cookies."
Sephiroth: "I will... never be without cookies."
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Final Fantasy VII: Advent Cookies
HumorSomething my friend and I came up with a while back that I decided to post up here as well as on FF.Net