The Dimension Switch: Vaingloria

Prologue:

This prologue might not appeal much to some readers. If you came here for vainglory content, skip right ahead to the next chapter. If not, I highly advise you to read it as it offers a bit of a backstory on how Iron ended up in vaingloria.

"Goddamn it Alex! What the fuck is wrong with you!" Here I stood, trapped in the corner of the lunchroom, surrounded by all my friends, angry for what I've done to that poor kid. Well, I didn't do much wrong, I mean I didn't know I could punch that hard. And he started it in the first place! He just had to tempt me didn't he? That little bastard.
"I didn't mean to knock him out! He tried to punch me first!" I replied, desperately trying to turn the crowd in my favor.
"I'm telling the teacher and you'll be in so much trouble once they find out." Suddenly, I couldn't take it anymore. Who were they to threaten me, ME! They didn't know of the secrets I possessed but I figured that enough is enough. Secrets are meant to come out and that was what was just going to happened.
"Oh I don't think you'd want to do that." I replied with a smug voice.
"And why's that?" Replied my angered friend. Suddenly, a loud *SHING* sounded trought the room, the crowd backed away from fear as they eyed my metal claws that came from my fist. Yes... back away. Fear me!
"As I can clearly see, I don't think any of you want to mess with the wolverine." I said.
"What the hell are you?" Replied a kid in the front.
"I'm.. You worst night..." But I was cut of but a loud voice.
"Hey, Que es qui passe ici?!" Damn, a teacher. I looked for a way out but I was surrounded by a crowd of kids. Hmmm... Wait! The window! That was my ticket out of here. I climbed up on the window still.
"Mais Alexandre! Que'es qu tu fait?!" Yelled the teacher.
"What I'm doing is, getting the fuck out of here." And at the i leaned back and fell. Now you might say that this is an act of suicide, but I can't die, I'm imortal. That's another one of my biggest secrets. As I fell, I saw a bunch of heads pear out the window, the yells drowned out by the rushing of wind. Suddenly I felt my body being jerked to a stop, the sound of jets burning filled my ears, the cold metal suit slowly wrapping around my body.
"Evening sir." I heard Jarvis, my robotic AI and companion say.
"God fucking damnit, all my friends hate me now!" I replied.
"Sir, may I suggest that there were other solutions then fighting back." I felt my body straightening out, my feet now pointing towards the ground. I looked up to see 20 or so faces, all shocked.
"Yeah yeah, I know. I need to blow some steam off Jarvis."
"Well what do you suggest sir?" Questioned Jarvis.
"Well it's you that should give me suggestions but I was thinking of running plan sonic." I replied. I opened my hand some more and felt the power of the jets increase, slowly raising me up to the sky.
"Sir, I highly advise against that." Replied Jarvis, with a worried tone in his voice. Even though he's a robot, I programmed him a highly advanced speech module. As I though of hovering higher, the jets increased with my thoughts, soon I was higher then the school it self. I suddenly gave raised my hand to give my friends the bird, the jets on my feet holding me up.
"That's right! Fuck you all!" And I leaned forward and began flying forward, far away from the school.
"Ight well anyways, why is it a bad plan?" I asked.
"Sir, I've run some calculations on the suit and it can only handle a top speed of 675 miles per hour." He replied.
"Bullshit, I added some modifications last night on this suit. Besides, if I could handle a nuke blast or even a pounding from the hulk, I could probably handle higher speeds." I said reassuringly.
"Sir.." Jarvis begun.
"Nope, don't tell me... Just lets do it. Get a back up suit flying behind me just in case."
"Alright sir, but don't tell me I didn't warn you." Replied Jarvis. You know, for a computer, he surprisingly sounds like a real human. Sometimes, I surprise myself with my programming skills. I felt behind me my backup suit, flying in my tracks.
"Mm alright Jarvis, how much power we have?"
"About 100% sir."
"Hot damn! The new power source really works! Prep the boosters and afterburners."
"Done sir." I saw on my hud, all boosters and after burners armed. Alright, it's go time. As I opened my palm some more, I felt myself being launched forward. The speed indicator read 400 mph.
"Ight Jarvis, fire off the after burners." And I heard a loud rumbling, followed by my body being jerked forwards even more. 450, 500, 600, almost 700 was what I saw on my speedometer. I wanted to get to 2000 miles per hour.
"Now fire off the boosters." I suddenly had the wind knocked out of me as the boosters fired off. My ears ringing. 1000, 1200, 1400.. Holy shit, that did the job. The number increased all the way to 1900, still not 2000.
"Increase all power by 100%." I felt my legs being crushed as my suit flew even faster, I saw the number jump all the way to 2000. Oh hell yeah! I broke the speed record! But all of a sudden, I saw a bright light, like lighting forming in front of me.
"Jarvis, what the hell is going... *OUF*" My suit suddenly stopped for split second, crushing all of my organs and then I was launched back forward. In what seemed an instance, the whole world changed. Under me was no longer buildings, but trees, and there was wooden houses and... A castle? Where the hell am I? The sky was now a dark blue but the sun still shined.
"Sir, it appears we've entered a wormhole, a mini one, that caused us to change dimensions."
"What the hell? Jarvis cut boosters." The sound of the jets suddenly stopped, all I heard was the wind rushing along. All of a sudden I heard a loud *SNAP* of the metal and my suit going into a spiral.
"What the fuck! Jarvis the hell is going on!" I was getting dizzy, the blood swirling in my mind. I felt my jets loose power but I wasn't slowing down. My suit was in a straight dive, spiraling towards the ground.
"Jarvis! Jesus lord do something!" I couldn't do anything, my suit was completely blocked. I couldn't move, couldn't see anything. My hud was still working but it said that all component were fine. I was still spinning, I felt my suit fall even faster. I was getting dizzy, slowly I felt my mind losing consciousness. I... Must.... Get... Out... Of... This... Spin. But it was useless. I felt far too weak and couldn't move my body. I saw out of my helmet, the ground was getting closer. I clenched my muscles tight. Well... I guess this is the end, I thought to myself, a sad way to die, even though I can't, just like your life, sad, miserable, depressing, and in what seemed in an instant, I crashed straight into the ground, my mind losing consciousness from the force of the impact.