This is supposed to be random and funny but we might end up making a serious part 2 to it cause we have amayZAYN ideas!!!!(Louis POV)
"So, I walk into the bar and say OUCH!!!" I say sitting at a table with my three friends Niall, Liam, and Zayn. We are at a gay strip club tonight because, Liam and Niall are getting married tomorrow and this is their bachelor party.We're sitting at a table right in front of the stage, the best seats in the house. Zayn Malik, is not gay but, Liam invited him and he couldn't say no. He is dating a girl named Gigi. She has blonde hair and they've been together for 3 weeks. That's a record for Zayn!! I don't really pay much attention to her though because, i'm gay.
I have been single my whole life. I'm 23 and I want some dick already, I really need someone to take care of me and I hope I can get with one of these dancers tonight. Preferably one with curly hair and lots of tattoos. "You're not funny." Niall says as he cuddles up into Liam's side. "Alright then, what about this one. What do you call shins that walk? SHINWALKEEES!!!!" I respond, laughing so hard that my stomach starts to hurt and I start to hiccup. Zayn slaps me in the back of the head which causes me to grab my head and squeak."Oww!!! What was that for?" I ask looking over to Zayn who has a serious look on his face and doesn't seemed amused. "Mate, Shinwalkees aren't real and that joke was stupid." he spoke out as the waitress brought us a bottle of Fireball Whiskey and some shot glasses. I pay her and she continues on her way. The announcer says through the speaker that there is only a few minutes until the first act comes on stage. "Alright lads, they're about to start so be quiet!" Niall shouts at Zayn and I. Liam is pouring our shots as the light's dim. We quickly down the drinks and get out our singles. Music starts to play, and we can see two silhouette's in front of rainbow lights.
Strobe lights start going around the stage and smoke machines start going crazy as the announcer says through the speaker, "Everyone please welcome Blizzard and Sprinkles with their act Milkshake ShopQ!!" A remix of the songs Milkshake and Candy Shop start to play as the two boys walk out on stage and I instantly fall in love with the lad with chocolate brown curls and tattos covering his left arm and chest. "OMG LADS! THE ONE ON THE RIGHT IS SOO HOT!!!" Zayn says out loud for all of us to hear. Liam looks at him with raised eyebrows and a smirk, "Aren't you dating that girl, Gaga or whatever her name is?" I ask before looking back to the stage to find the man with the chocolate curls staring at me. He winks at me with a seductive smirk, and I instantly smile and wink back at him before biting my lip.
The one on the right has short cut blonde hair with longer bangs and tattoo's all over him. He has a sleeve on one of his arms, one going down the side of his neck and one on his chest. His outfit is nice. He is wearing plaid, skin tight boxer's and red suspenders. He also has a plaid bow tie and glasses. He is kind of cute but I can't stop watching the one with curly hair, I need to talk to him.
The curly boy has just as many tattoo's as the other one and in similar places. His costume excites me very much. He has tight, light blue boxers and pink suspenders, he kind of reminds me of a cupcake. "Her name is Gigi , and yeah i'm dating her but i'm supposed to be having fun tonight right? She doesn't have to know." Zayn claims and Niall slaps him, "cheater.." he states looking Zayn dead in the eye. "Hey, if I end up really liking this guy then I will end it with her and go out with him, so i'm basically not cheating." Zayn answers Niall. I hear Liam ask him something about being Bi, but my eyes are still locked with the curly boy's green eyes as he dances on stage.
... TO BE CONTIUNED...
-Bri and Shads
12/2/15
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Larry Stylinson One Shots
FanfictionRandom one shots that me and my sister are going to write when we are bored