At first I was unsure to break up Jongkey but then I read this one SHINee fan fic by B2STandSHINee (go read it its pretty freaking awesome) and thought "yeah i can totaly live with writing a Key and Jonghyun fan fic" haha, so yeah heres KEYS~ key oppa, such a diva. (side pic)
oh and im gonna make them all conect somehow, like all the girls will eventrally meet/allready know about the other girl/girls so yeah(:
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"Key oppa!" I yelled at Key who was hanging me over his shoulder with his butt in my face "DONT YOU DARE FART!" I shouted at him trying to get down "I'm to fabulos to fart~" he said "Just put me down damn it!" I said hitting his butt with my fist "Aigoo, youre stong" he said "put me down or I'll hit you harder, and somewhere else!" I said "I don't belive you" He said spining me around "Fine then i'll just have to prove it!" I said "no dont!~" he said "then put me down!" I said raising a fist getting ready to hit him "tell me you love me!" he said spining faster "Is that really all I had to do Key?" I said "yes" he said "fine, i love you" I said "No, say it like you mean it!" he said "I love you Key oppa" I said with a cute little girl voice "Better but not quite there" he said "PUT ME DOWN OR ILL HIT YOU!" I said "just say it once more, WITH FEELING" He said "fine, Key oppa I love you very very much, now put me the fuck down" I said he bent over and put me down "thank you" I said fixing my shirt and hair when I looked up keys face was inches away from mine "Key, can you please move?" I said baking myself up agisnt the wal "hmm, maybe" he smiled I gave him the 'are you seious? look and he smiled and put his arms on eaither side of me "youre traped now" he smirked "Not quite" I said dipping down and under one of his arms "I'm free now" I said he rolled his eyes and I walked back to my room and ploped down on my bedI herd a knock at my door "who is it?~" I said "It's Taemin noona" Taemin said "come in" I said sitting up "what is it Tae?" I said patting the bed next to me "I need youre help, with a girl" he said "awww~ my babys growing up!~" I said pincing his cheeks "Noona~" he whined "sorry I said trying to keep in my laughter "whats her name?" I said "Hae" he smiled "I just dont know how to tell her I like her" he said placing his head in his palms "Heres what you do, first look at me" I said and he ajuseted himself so he was facing me "second, take her out for dinner, or go shoping at the mall, but her some candy or a pair of earings" i said "but i dont have any money" he said "when you do go to dinner or the mall with her tell me and i'll pay for you two" I said "really?' he said "yes, third, if youre at dinner when you oder desert tell the waitor to have him write something sweet on a small cake, dont let her know go up to the guy and tell him when it comes she'll be uber happy, if youre at the mall buy her some candy if youre at the candy store, or a item of clothing she'd be looking at, she'll be touched, then you walk her home and at the door step hug her and say "Hae, listen I really like you, and was wondering, will you be my girlfriend?" and that should do the trick, oh and if you go to a dance or a song you know the dance to comes on, dance for her, and teach her some moves too" I said he smiled "Thank you noona" he said and hugged me "no prop Taeminnie" i said smiling and shaking his hair
I walked out to the living room to see Jonghyun watching Star Golden Ball "Hey" I Said sitting down "hey butterfly" he smiled at me and looked at my legs since I was wering a pair of short jean shorts "fucking Jongie!, dont smile liek that it scares the crap out of me!" I said hitting his arm "crap, Key's right you are stong" he said "well I would't have to hit you if you went such a freaking perv!" I said getting up and walking to the kitchen Onew was sitting on the counter with a bucket of chicken "Nice" I said and he took a bite "shud up!" he said with a full mouth I rolled my eyes and opened the firdge "It looks like youre making out with it!" I said grabing a small carton of Milk and some pocky and began eating "Hey i want some~" Key said walking in "nope" I said stuffing two pieces in my mouth "why not~" he whined "People who hang my face infront of there asses dont get candy" I said smiling "whatever" he said taking a piece "noo~" I said taking it from him and licked it "youre gross" he said :want it now?" I said waving it in the air "Yes i still want it" he said taking it and stuffing it in his mouth "eww~" you said "I would've given you some if you said please, you ate spit pocky for nothing" I said getting up and running to my room when Key chased me "Open up Raku" Key said pounding the door "NEVER!" i said jumping on the bed "I'll never open up!" I laughed
