Later that evening, Bob was listening to Stick on the Radio as he was doing the Do Not Date List.
"Stick on the Radio with the Do Not Date List, who do you wanna stick on there?" Stick was saying.
Bob recognized the next voice as Banana's.
"I want to put Bob on there because he's a jerk and he smells"
"ARGH!" Bob stood up. He had had enough. He took out his phone and dialed Ringo's number.
"Hello?" Ringo answered.
"Hey, Buddy" Bob said, trying to be calm. "Where is everyone at? I'm trying to chill"
"Bob, no one likes you" Ringo shouted, as he could barely hear Bob. "I'm out bowling, and it's my turn. I've gotta go"
"UGH!!!" Bob flipped out, after Ringo hung up on him.
At the bowling alley, Aloha saw Pancake.
"Pancake!" she said.
"I'm with Doreen & Fiona" Pancake said.
"But don't you wanna bowl with your friends?" Waffles asked.
"I know who my real friends are," said Pancake. "And you're not one of them"
"So you lie to us, saying you're going to your grandma's, to hang out with them?" Waffles said.
"Be quiet, Waffles, Doreen is up to bowl" Fiona said. "She needs complete concentration. Go ahead, Doreen"
Doreen picked up her ball.
"Me Tie Doughty Walker" sang Monkey.
"Shut up" said Strudel. "You're freaking me out"
"Lynchee, Kinchy, Collie, Molly, Dingo Dingo!" Monkey continued.
Doreen missed.
Kiwi came back from the pop machine, but Bob was blocking her way.
"Excuse me" she said.
Bob pulled out a gun.
"Is-is that real?" Kiwi asked.
"Wanna find out?" said Bob, aiming it towards her.
"Hey, look!" said Kiwi. "It's my turn! Gotta go!" she set her pop down and picked up her ball. She made a perfect strike.
But just as the last pin was knocked down............................. *BOOM*
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9 Mile Season 1. Freshman Year
Подростковая литератураI started writing this my freshman year of high school, all the way back in 2004. I was fourteen. So obviously, the beginning kind of sucks. But I promise it gets better. I guess it's not really novel-esque, but hey, it's my story damn it and I dedi...
