A Cheesey Story

plot (or lack of plot i should say): ok so we won some xat contest and get to live tg for a summer in a house and ya this is us moving in and being dumb with one another

ppl involved: andy, grace, juni, izzy, alex, bolt, ree, nia, slug, ash, annie, justin, abbey, derrick, aya, muke, chels, marie

The teens were wandering around the house, making sure cheap xat didn't set them up in a shit hole. Nia and Aya were trying to pick the room with the cleanest bathrooms. Justin was looking for the room with the most privacy. Derrick was making sure they had cable. Juni was looking for the room with the strongest wifi connection. Andy was making sure there was more than one fridge, with plenty of room in each and began to already pack his food and label everything that was his. Grace and Abbey chose the room with the balcony, Abbey going on about how Grace needs to watch her on her drunk nights or she will jump off. 

"No joke, you don't know what i got packin," abbey picked up her bag and put it under the bed. 

Andy and Izzy walk in the room. "So you guys got dibs on this one?"

"Yes, Abbey's already planning her drunk escapades." Grace starts to unpack. 

"Have fun being her babysitter," Andy laughs. Grace glares. "Not happening."

Everyone meets in the living room to discuss who will room with who. "Ok, so who picked roomies and rooms already?" Bolt asks, taking out a pen and paper. 

"I'm with Chels!" Marie claims, pulling Chels close. 

"Cherie!!!" Andy yells from the couch, still shipping the girls after all these months.

"I'm with Muke, and we already picked the room with the walk-in closet so no one even try," Ree glares at Nia. 

"Yea, we already hung up our 5SOS and One Direction posters so don't even bother." 

"No one cares, Muke. Ima burn your Lana Del Rey merch while you sleep. AMS lives on!"

"Shut up, Slug," half the kids moan in annoyance. 

"Ok, who you rooming with, Slug?" Bolt asks, trying to get this all over with. 

"No one, I'm above all of you." And with that he takes his luggage and heads up to the single room. "Night." The rest roll their eyes and wish him a goodnight as well.

"Ok, so there's only one other single room, who's it gonna-" 

"Can I have the other single?" Justin asks quickly, cutting off Bolt. Nia and Ree share glances with one another, the rest of the room oblivious as to why he needed to be alone. 

"Sure," Bolt says indifferently, writing it down.

After debating for the rest of the night it was decided: Izzy roomed with Alex, Annie and Ash, Nia with Aya, Andy and Derrick, and Bolt and Juni.

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Part 1: Ash's POV

It's been a week since everyone has settled in. Everything has been going great, more or less. Annie and I stay up late most nights, talking until late in the am if she's not talking to Paul. We sometimes hear weird sounds coming from Abbey's room which is right next door, so we often start playing our guessing game of what it is she's doing. 

"She keeps laughing but Grace isn't even in there. She's probably getting high and seeing things," Annie says from her bed across the room, facing me. 

"Probably camming with random men," I laugh. 

"Is she rapping?" Annie asks. We pause to listen, and we hear her rapping Nicki Minaj verses. 

"We need thicker walls," I moan in annoyance.

"We'll just tell her to cool it down in the morning."

"We did before. What if we were actually trying to sleep right now? This is annoying."

"Let's just tell Grace or Andy to talk to her then. They could probably get her to do this stuff in the basement or something," Annie says. 

"Yea, ok. Where is Grace anyway?"

"They're binge watching Rick and Morty downstairs."

"I'm gonna be blonde again!" we hear abbey yell through the wall to whoever she's talking to. 

"How many times does she dye her hair in a year?" Annie asks. 

"She's just waiting for that right color," I say sarcastically. "We could help her out, maybe give her Rick and Morty inspired hair, they all look ridiculous."

"I can see her rocking some blue spikes," Annie laughs. 

"Oh god, yes. Let's do it." At this point I'm unclear if I'm still joking or not. It honestly would be funny, and easy to pull off. 

I sit up on my bed. "Annie let's mess with her dye. Give her some weird color, it'll be hilarious!"

Annie laughs. "It would be funny. But seems mean to actually do for real."

"It's harmless, its just hair dye. She'll fix it herself right after, always dying it anyway. It'll be easy to pull off, and no one would even know it was us." 

"True, it'll probably only last a few hours before she re-dyes." A pause. "Ok, let's do it!"

"Yes! Let's go to Walmart right now and get some." I get out of bed and put some shoes on. 

"It's two in the morning!"

"So? They're still open, and not like we're tired. And we don't even know when shes dying it so we need to have it ready." 

"Ok, ok." Annie gets up and picks up her phone. "Who else should be in on this?" 

"No! No one! It'll get to Andy and he'll try to talk us out of it. Don't need a friendship speech on how we should all get along." 

Annie laughs. "Ok true. He'd be bothered knowing we're starting drama after a week of peace."

"It's not even drama! She won't know who to be mad at, if she even gets mad. She might even think it was a random unlucky mistake."

"Yea, probably. Alright, let's go."