To Be A Mockingbird

"Your Highness, you have to let me start dressing you, we have two hours before your birthday party begins." The pretty, young maid reminded Princess Shyrene.

"Hush, Miki. I haven't finished my calculations yet." Shyrene resumed scribbling, her pen flying across the page.

"But this is going to be the biggest celebration yet in all of the great kingdom of Poulygon!" Miki argued.

"Yeah, but-"

"If you don't put down that textbook this instant, I am never going to sing to you ever again." Miki threatened.

The textbook was released immediately."Fine." The princess sighed.

*****

Shyrene stood in front of the mirror and watched as Miki straightened the creases in her beautiful, exquisite, expertly tailored, very expensive, designer, elegant, one hundred pecrent recycled pink gown made of biodegradable, earth friendly material.

"Miki, why am I wearing a dress made of old newspapers?" Shyrene frowned at her reflection.

"Uso yan." Miki replied, then quickly rephrased herself."I mean, your parents requested it. They wanted the Save The Earth In An Elegant way theme." Miki explained.

"It's embarrassing! I am NOT wearing this thing!" Shyrene huffed.

"Well you have to." Miki replied."And you look beautiful. Don't argue."

Shyrene stamped her foot and crossed her arms over her chest."I REFUSE TO WEAR THIS. And NOTHING can change my mind."

5 mins later..

"Please welcome, Princess Shyrene Julianne Annea Violacre Emaline Annabelle Mockingbird!"

Shyrene emerged in the newpaper dress, and glanced at the crowd.

Everything seemed okay.

Until Justin Bieber arrived.

Someone yelled,"It's Justin Bieber!"

In two minutes, everything was in chaos.

Shyrene's sisters, Ziena and Lyella were screaming and hitting the windows with large iron poles.

Shyrene's aunt, Euella was waltzing with her umbrella.

King Sung was hanging from the chandelier, and Queen Mae fell off her throne.

The rest of the guests were screaming and laughing.

Justin Bieber was singing off key on the table.

"Justin Bieber drugged the champagne!!" Prince Aj yelled and hiccuped. Then passed out.

"Ohh noooooooo" Rach warbled.

Shyrene ran over to Bieber and hit him with a ping pong racket."You douche bag! Get off the table and sniff your drugs!"

"What?" Bieber batted his/her eyelashes.

"I said get off the table! Your singing is killing me and you are destroying my birthday party!!" Shyrene hit Bieber again but this time with a block of cement.

"You dare command the great Bieber?!" Bieber demanded, pointing his/her finger at Shyrene.

"Yeah, you dumb face-" But Bieber already turned her into a mockingbird and was giggling.

"Bieber's a wizard! Oh nooooooooo" Kirstine shrieked.

"Haha I wanna be a wizard toooooooo!" Mike did a cartwheel and failed, landing on top of a fat noble lady titled Cliffordella.

"Love at first sight!" Mike announced.

Cliffordella was in a trance.

"Hey!"

"Okay!" Cliffordella nodded, chewing at her ringlets.

"Will you marry me?"

"Okay!"

"Am I fat?"

"Okay!"

"Carry me to Smackerton!"

"Okay!"

"You may kiss the best man!" Cayella said.

"What?!" Mike slapped Cliffordella across the face."You're cheating on me?!"

Meanwhile, Shyrene was still a fugging bird.

She flew a few billion miles, met the handsome-ish Prince Ken Austin Francisco of Kingdom Puncherton, who kissed her and turned her back into a beautiful princess, and they fell in love, got married in Kingdom Slapperton, had a honeymoon in Kingdom Kickerton, had a divorce in Kingdom Flipperton, got married again in Kingdom Smackerton, then settled in Kingdom Pincherton, had 4,278,328,822,507,063,230,315 kids, two of which were twins called Lord Renz and Lord Clifford, and died stressfulleh evah aftah because of stress of too many noisy kids.

The End.

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Remember, this isn't how we really write, it's just a joke. XD

I hope this made you laugh, or maybe want to strangle me.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SHY!!!