Bell ( human Bill X Beatrice)

Chapter 1 introductory

Beatrice's prov: There's nothing wrong with being friends with a demon! I wish my family would understand that and sure Bill was evil once but he's not anymore.. Ok maybe I can see were they would think it was a bad idea. But he's one of the only friends i'v had every since I moved to this hick town when I was around 5 or 6. And it's never any easer in life when both your real birth parents die well your only 5 and home alone with a babysitter or when to a 5 year old a big scary serious faced cop guy comes to your door when your only 5 to tell your babysitter your own parents died when there car fell off a cliff due to a car crash. I like to think it makes it no easer that my babysitter and The cop after I had screamed it's not true and ran to my room sobbing and crying started baby talking me I was 5 NOT 1 they told me it was ok and that I was gonna get a new family because the baby sitter simply couldn't tack care of me and I had no relatives around. Or how about how I heard the babysitter complain about how this was the oddest and most stressful babysitting job ever and she was done with babysitting forever and that her boyfriend would never believe this even if she told him or how a cop pretty much took me away after that to an adoption center were I was to only be left living for 3 or more months in that awful jail like place With the one adult there half brain dead treating me like I had mental illness that made it so I couldn't understand anything witch I don't. Only to just when I was getting used to that adoption center be adopted by a couple they weren't the first people who were ever interested in adopting me lots of people pretty much who came said I was the cutest and best child the place had but I didn't see none of them willing to adopt me. But I was finally adopted by a couple in there late 20s they brought me back to there big house in gravityfalls it was bigger than the 2 story house I lived in before because they were more upper middle class to lower high class and it was a 2 story house but had more rooms that were bigger and they had a pool. So to a five year old a house With a pool is a score. But I soon quickly found out that this family might have not been ready for a child because they couldn't and still can't make any simple decisions on how to raise me that they both agree on. They constantly fight over how to raise me witch had of course led me to spend a lot of time in the woods as a kid alone to get away from there fighting till i meet Bill in the woods and we became friends when I was 5 and a half at first he acted like a big creep he was only 5 look wise he can kinda with the snap of his fingers change how old he wants to look he could change his age from 15 to 200 right now if he wanted. But what ever age he changes to in this case I meet him when he was 5 now he's 15 and once he becomes an age he doesn't have to keep changing ages he could if he wanted he can just age like a normal human too. But he was a creep as I was saying when I first meet him he asked me all these questions and sounded way old for his age of five he even told me he had basically since I came to the town been stalking me waiting for the right time to talk to me. However we became friends pretty quickly and come school year aging at gravityfalls elementary school in first grade Bill was there and really we became official friends when I stuck up for him and saved his butt since we were building a bird house with glue and he got popsicle glued all over him begin a demon and not too familiar or good with the whole glue thing he got popsicle stuck to him were uh... Men should never have popsicle sticks and everyone made fun of him till I stuck up for him and only then did he start hanging out with me all the time. And having no others friends and all this awful stuff happening to me birth family death cops adoption that stuff I already went over happening mixed with only begin 6 you could see why I was pretty open and agreeing to the whole idea now Bill and my one other friend Jenny and her boyfriend manly Dan are really my only friend friends. However it's hard for people to expect I'm friends with such as Bill but most guys can put that aside because all the guys in my school are always drooling over me because of my looks and sweet personality and beautiful voice mostly. I have long dark almost light musty but pretty shade of musty red hair it's real red not orange red and I don't die my hair I was born with that color hair somehow threw ways l'll never understand. And I have pretty soft skin expect for a few pimples on my forehead but there covered by my bangs and green is so totally my color so I wear green clothing a lot and dresses I wear those a lot too because my friend Jenny says dresses are so totally me also I tend to wear bumble bee stuff a lot too sometimes it's cute other times it's annoying my mom thinks it's the cutest thing because my name is BEAatrice ahah get it BEEatrice.. It's not funny I'm not laughing its anything but funny it's mostly dorkish and babyish but if I tell my mom I'm sure she'd be made and make me wear it anyway or be upset that she doesn't know me better and would start talking about getting to know me better and ask me what kind clothes I do like and all this stuff no teen wants to talk about with there mother. Anyways I usually wear my hair up in a ponytail because it's so long it just barley touches the floor when it's down and it's down to my butt when it's up but I have really long full hair and guys always think it's pretty when it's down also I'm pretty sure i'v caught a couple guys trying to sneak up behind me and sniff my hair.. Bottom line the guys in my school are creeps.

Bills prove: you guys should all know me Bill L. CIPHER aka the triangle guy or the guy who tried to tack over the world once. But i'v changed ever since I meet this dreamy very well made human girl Beatrice. She made me change for the better I now don't live a life as a evil triangle man I live a life as a demon human who in this fleshy body is a normal 15 year old boy... Man... Not sure would you call teens boys or men or young adults young men?! I don't know ill just go with person normal 15 year old person! And also In this body I have normal human features I have puffy blond hair it's litterly like a blond puff ball according to Beatrice and it's really hard to tame.. Maintain? Because it's always puffing up it tacks a whole bottle of hair spray or gel talent and 10 minutes to an hour in the bathroom to keep it down and fancy so I never bother with that unless I'm getting more fancy that I already am for a party or special event. I also wear a yellow tux with a brick pyramid like pattern on the end of it and a bow tie white blouse under the tux and black skinny jeans what you earth people might tend to call skinny mom jeans but I'm a man so.. Daddy Jeans? Not sure I also have a rough but handsomely gorgeous face. I wear an eye patch on one eye too it's stylish but also needed because you see when I was 3 my five years older than me brother Ben who was 8 at the time attacked me with a spork witch was uncalled for but anyway a spork is a human like thing that's a spoon and a fork as one my idiotic brother thinks it's the coolest thing and uses it as self defense because having hardly been to earth didn't get the memo it's for eating with. Anyways he poked my eye out with it when I was 3 giving me a scare across one of my eyes and I can no longer open that eye.. Also there my not be an eye in that eye socket anymore.. But fear not that's why I cover it with my eye patch. But my other eye luckily is perfectly normal so I'm not blind yet it's a yellow eye and the pupil of the eye is a yellow triangle. I live with my mom and dad on my home planet the dreamscape my mom and dad are the current rulers of this plant but when they die I'll be ear to the throne even if Ben is older than me my parents just don't trust him to be a king and rule over a land such as they do and I don't blame them I wouldn't trust the man who blinded me with a spork to rule over a land earthier. However I travel form,the Dreamscape most everyday to earth even if my mom dad brother and other daemons aren't much happy I go to earth I do it anyway because you earth people fascinate me and living on earth sure beats living in the dreamscape a world filled with pain and flames also toxic snow and rain. So I go to earth a lot and hang there going to school and spending time with Beatrice and her friends even if her parents don't like me and when I tried coming over her house once they whacked me on the head with a cane till I left well her father did her mother started yelling at her father to stop hitting me and Beatrice tried to defend me and that started a family fight with thus I was forced to leave for the greater good.