Hi guys, this is the first story I wrote when I was 11 years old and I thought why not share it with the world, so we can all laugh at the level of retardation this story gave me, enjoy!
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Once upon a time there was a hero named Taomo and his companion, a flying stingray named Riceray. They were saviors of many villages. One day they came across a town known as Knobetown. When they walked in the village they saw some empty door holes without doorknobs which was ironic because the town was called Knobetown.
They talked to the villagers, which heads were shaped like doorknobs. The villagers told them that the town had seen a thief stealing doorknobs, the thief's name was Richard. Richard started stealing doorknobs the day after the village's guardian deity, Doorknob Donkey disappeared. Doorknob Donkey went to Knobeland to visit his other Doorknob Deity friends.
Taomo and Riceray wandered around the village to find out more about the village. After a while of wandering, Riceray noticed a dark figure behind them, he was pulling out a doorknob from a nearby house with massive amounts of force. "It's Richard!" a villager shouted. Taomo turned around, then Richard threw spicy chicken wings on the ground. Taomo was distracted and when Taomo looked up Richard disappeared in a cloud of spicy chicken wing powder.
Taomo and Riceray knew instantly that they needed Doorknob Donkey to stop Richard from causing doorknob havoc. Taomo, Riceray and all the villagers gathered around the sacred tower in the middle of the town for a ritual. They sacrificed fifty doorknobs, two kg of spicy chicken wing powder and finally two cans of shaving cream. Doorknob Donkey appeared to answer their prayer.
The villagers told Doorknob Donkey about Richard. So Taomo, Riceray, Doorknob Donkey and a noble from the village went on a super secret meeting at a super secret place, it was Doorknob Donkey's toilet.
"What should we do about this?" Taomo asked.
"We can't really catch him because of his spicy chicken escape." Riceray added.
"I got an idea, we should change the design of the doorknob so that Richard would be afraid to steal anymore doorknob in the village." Doorknob Donkey replied.
"Sure but how will we know what is Richard afraid of?" The Noble asked.
"It's k, I'll transform into an evil guy and interview him, we can give him doorknobs in return." Riceray suggested. So it was set, Riceray followed his plan.
Riceray transformed into an evil figure which Richard though it was his dad, Rukario. Then Riceray interviewed Richard and found out he was afraid of unflavored lollipop.
Riceray told the group that Richard was afraid of unflavored lollipop. Taomo thought of a great idea, to change the doorknob to look like a flavored lollipop with handles to open the door. They changed and built the new doorknobs for every single door hole in the town.
Richard noticed and was scared the chicken wings out of his mind, Richard left the village, but noticed that Doorknob Donkey passed out the blueprint for the modern doorknob to his fellow Doorknob Deities, and soon enough the whole world change their doorknobs into modern doorknobs. Richard disappeared into a puff of spicy chicken wing powder and never came back.
And that's why we have modern doorknobs
Haha such story much doorknob
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Birth To Le Modern Doorknob
Short StoryHi guys, this is the first story I wrote when I was 11 years old and I thought why not share it with the world, so we can all laugh at the level of retardation this story gave me, enjoy!
