Short dark story

First and only part

On an isolated road winding through the woods, a man comes upon the scene of a terrible car wreck. The car is smashed into a tree and a man and woman are dead, with their heads through the windshield and brains oozing onto the hood. Improbably, there is also a little girl, without a scratch on her, but visibly in shock who has stumbled away from the wreck and is sitting on the side of the road, sobbing. "Oh my god, little girl! What happened?" Said the man. (Little girl crying) "Wahhhhhh! We were driving... and there was a deer... and we swerved... and the was a crash... and blood... and mommy and daddy are dead! "Wahhhhhhhhhhhh!" The man looks around, and assesses the horror of the accident and blood and carnage, and this miracle girl who somehow escaped unscathed. "Wow," he says as he starts to undo his pants. "This just isn't your day."