I wwill nevver pail anyone liike ii paiiled you (Homestuck, erisol, yaoi)

A/N: me and my friend decided to rp a smut together so this is going to be... Well very if you don't like it tell me so I can learn from my/ our mistakes! Thank you and enjoy

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN HOMESTUCK AND I NEVER WILL, so that also means I don't own the characters. This does have boyxboy, and is TOTALLY sexual so yeah no surprise! Erisol smut!

Go ahead read~ 

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"Hey, Eriidan." Sollux sneaks up on Eridan, who was watching tv on the couch. Eridan jumps at the suprise attack. "Oh what2 wrong mr. 'hiighblood'?" 

"Nothin Sol you just startled me. Hmph!" 

"You mean nyeh" 

"I can also hmph if i wwant to Sol." 

"Nah, II prefer your nyeh2" 

"Wwell you're not the boss of me, musterd blood. Hmph!" Eridan says before crossing his arms and grinning cockly. Sollux just shrugs and walks away. 

*sometime later* 

"HELLO FUCKASS." 

"Oh, hey Kar. Thank cod your here sol is tryin to make me nyeh wwhen I wwant to go hmph" 

"CONGRATS, I ALMOST GAVE A FUCK." Karkat seemed a little too preoccupied to care. 

"Oh Kar, you and your colorfull sentences..." 

"WHERE IS SOLLUX ANYWAY?" 

"I dont knoww he wwas here a momment ago." he looks around for him. "I just turned my head and POOF the lowwblood wwas gone." 

"I BET HE'S OFF MAKING OUT WITH A PHOTO OF YOU." Karkat mutters under his breath, snickering after making the comment. Unfortunetly, Eridan overheard. 

"BLUH! I think I'm goin to be sick! Plus if anythin wwe wwould be kissmesis, so he wwould be stabbin my picture instead. Nyeh." 

"NYEH TO YOU TOO FUCKASS." 

Oh wwhatevver..." Eridan zones out, thinking maybe if he was doing that. 

"Anywway Kar im goin to head out." 

"FINE. I NEED TO FIND GAMZEE ANYWAY, THAT FUCKING CRAZY-ASS CLOWN." Eridan watches Karkat leave, while taking a quick peek at his nice bum, then leaves to search for Sol. 

"WHAT THE FUCK YOU PERVERT DONT LOOK AT MY ASS!" 

Eridan stops on his wway to the door. "I wwasnt kar! Plus you havve no proof." But Eridan couldn't help but panic a little before leaving. He then heads to his and Sollux's room. He opens the door like royalty and shouts: 

"Sol, I'm HOME!" 

"ERIIDAN HOLY FUCK what the hell are you doiing!" Sollux freaks out, and uses his shirt to cover his exposed crotch area. Let's just say he had been doing... "things"... 

Eridan takes in the sight in front of him, noticing how hot and bothered Sollux was. "Wwell this is-" 

"Gog, dont 2tare. Ju2t go before ii fuckiing bla2t you out of here!" 

Eridan ignores the threat. "Wwell cod Sol do you expect me to leavve wwhen you're just sitin there, all sexy. I mean your body's just beggin me to pail you into the matress." Eridan begins to walk over to Sollux, grinning suggestively. 

"II 2wear Eriidan! 2top!" 

"Wwhy sol?" He takes a couple more steps closer. "Wwhat you goin to do? bite me?"