《i sheep it》

•meet sneep•

Sneep was different to the other cows. Not because of anything amazing, he was just a sheep. But of course, he didn't know he was a sheep, he just thought he was an outcast. He couldn't have been more wrong.

One beautiful day in moopy meadows, Sneep realised he would have to embark on a journey that would change his life forever: he wanted to find who he truly was. Little did he know he would travel miles that were seemingly endless just to find true love.

"Hey Sneep" said his bfflaeat(best friend for life and even after that) who was called Mr. Cow of the Yaoi Chin and hands and height. (short for Mr. Cownichiwa)"Let's go eat grass then attack all those titans over there"
"Cool bro" said Sneep, before trotting over to the grazing area.
However, cows have gentically made digesting glands used to specially ground up the grass without getting bits stuck in their mouth.(tbh i dont know how cows eat grass)But sheep don't have this ability. Because of this disadvantage, Sneep had much grass stuck in his teeth. (much meme much sneep)

"Goddammit yo hoes, i cannae get this green stuff outta me mouth m8 mlg pro 360 no scope 69696969" cried out Sneep, in much frustration (much lol much tumblr much frustration)

Sneep didn't get much help from Mr. Cownichiwa as he was too busy checking out the boot(ee).Yes, their grazing ground was next to a dump, where lots of branded "ee" boots were chucked out there. It would appear that the hoarder next door hoarded "ee" boots. "ee" boots were the biggest fad between the year 20cow23 and 02woc32. They were made out of faux leather(thankfully for the cows) and they had lasers on the heel so that cats and all sorts of street animals would just follow you like the Pied Piper, except this time it would be the 'EE Shoe-r' with animals not unsuspecting children.

As Sneep struggled, the tumblr sun set creating a tumblr sunset. Then the flower crowned sheep strolled, depressingly away- wanting to get away from life to somewhere with someone he could relate with.