~One Shots~

A/N: This book... it will be filled to the brim. Requests are absolutely accepted, if I ever get any, and they can be anything you like. From pure lust to nothing but love, from lemons to limes, from incest to twincest, from mass orgies to plain intercourse, from one night stands to marriages! Give me a back story, and you've got it!! But first, the guidelines I'm putting at the beginning of every book from here on out(most will not be the same):

-I made the cover myself (black Sharpie, pink Sharpie higlighter, yellow Sharpie highlighter, blank white printer paper)

-You may not be tagged quite yet because I have to figure out how to do that on my tablet, so bear with me. But, your username(or anonymous if you'd prefer)will be at the top of the one shot

-If you would like a two shot, please tell me!(Three shot? No. Face the facts and either write the short story yourself, or give me a summary on how you would like it to turn out)

-It would be fantastic if you told me how vivid you would like the details(:

-Names are either given to me with the requests, or I come up with them

-I'm writing this on my tablet, so there will be no pictures/.GIF's or music links. If I mention an actor/actress to play someone (which I won't unless requested) Google them yourself. If I mention a song or put lyrics in the chapter, Youtube it or listen to it however you do

-My tablet doesn't correct grammar/spelling mistakes, so if I mispell something please comment about it or message me

-Give me a rating for your story, and if you want me to write a fanfic, there absolutely will be a disclaimer. If there is no rating from the requester, I will:

1. Rate it myself

2. Have someone else rate it

3. Not do it until you give me a rating.

*Example of a disclaimer:

I do not own any of the characters from this show/movie, and I do not own this show/movie.

-Crossovers from television shows or movies is absolutely fine, just tell me that it's a crossover

-The rating will always be at the top of the one shot

-If you are having me write a fanfic, tell me:

1. The character's names

2. The show/movie name

3. Whether it can be AU(Alternate Universe), or some people can be OOC(Out Of Character), or if anyone is an OC(Original Character)

-I have no qualms against the LGBTQIA society, so do not be fearful if you are requesting a gay/lesbian one shot

-Compliment or constructively criticize, it does not matter as long as you don't:

1. Tell me to kill myself

2. Insult whomever made the request

3. Go into a detailed rampage about how everything is absolutely wrong. A constructive criticism is where you POLITELY tell me what I have done wrong

-Italicize and bold do not work on my tablet, so bear with me until I can go to the local library

And that's about it! Please follow these guidelines, but I would not be heavily offended if you did not. If you have a problem with any of the beliefs or the vulgar language, then just keep the problem to yourself because I refuse to deal with anyone's bitching and moaning. Just be nice about it and if you're not a nice person then I suggest you just stop right here because I don't need anymore whining or annoyance in my life. Just carry on with your life and we'll all be happy.

AND JUST ONE MORE THING...

I am not responsible for the following:

-Nose bleeds from fangirling too hard

-The tears that land on your key board and electrocute you

-Loss of sanity

-Loss of belongings from throwing them across the room due to rage

-Loss of your voice from screaming at your electronic device that you're reading this on

-Loss of your electronic device because your parents don't like that you're reading what I'm writing

1. If you know they're not gonna like it, either just hand it to them now or just stop reading

2. I write what I like because this is a free country(America)and if your parents control what you read on here, then I'm sorry

And there you have it! I hope that you all enjoy whatever is requested or whatever I come up with, and that you think about requesting someday.