Freddy the Maniac

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Mike: *Taps on iPad*

*Power goes off*

Mike: Freddy! This is the second time you did this to me! Come here!

Freddy: No!

Mike: You balastic thing! Get over here you anamictronic!

Freddy: NOOOOOOOO! Your too fat!

Mike: Don't make me go over there!

Freddy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Mike: OMG! Your so annoying!

Mike: *Leaves pizzeria with an angry face*

Me: Hey you!

You: Me?

Me: Yeah you!

You: What do you want?!

Me: Can you work at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza?

You: Yay! I needed a job! I'll take the job! :D

Me: Ok, go take it.

You: WOOHOO!

Me: Wow, never seen a person feel so happy about it, weird.

By the way, the same thing happens to you. I know right? Freddy's so ballastic.




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