Jesse texted her friend as soon as she woke up, "hey, what you doing today? keen for chills". Her friend sophie texted back saying "I'm down for anything even if it's licking a dirty old nuns shit".
Jesse and Sophie planned a day of shopping Sophie said to Jessica come get me, Jesse got dressed amd threw herself into the car. Jesse was a hoon she loved to skids and shit all through town, on her way to sophies she did a mad drift through a round about and got pulled over by cops.
The cops said "license nd registration please"
Jesse handed it to him and he asked her name and birthday, she said Jesse Tomlinson and 14th of July.
the cops then said "what year?" she replied "every year?".
the cop then said: I don't have time for this shit so I will let you off with a warning so he gave her back her license and registration and as she was about to do a big skid away she screamed "CATCHA CUNTS!!" and the top of her lungs.
Leaving that pig in a big smoke cloud..
she eventually made it to sophies house when Sophie walks out and says " about time! I could of walked there faster cunt" so Jesse then said "I'll meet you there then" and sped off.
CHAPTER TWO
Jesse then remembered that she had work! she worked with little snot nosed cunts 5 days a week. she decided to call in sick since she didn't wanna go into work cause she had a mad hangover from the night before.
Work: hello Jesse are you coming in your 2 hours late
Jesse: yeah I can't come in today cause I was in a bad plane accident and I'm am a vegetable, I'll see you tomorrow.
Jesse thought now that I'm out of that shit I can now go to the pub and at her favourite time of the day 11 o'clock
