The moon light shone through the barred window onto the mossy cobblestones below giving Jimmy just enough light to watch 'Pride and Prejudice' on his 75 inch plasma screen TV. Jimmy was crying (for some reason) when the movie froze... It was buffering. Jimmy stod up this was the last straw, he had been tortured for too long.
"Alfredo!" Jimmy called his butler, clapping his hands together posh like.
The old man known as Mr Alfredo Pasta walked up to Jimmy and bowed slightly.
"Yes my lord?" He queried.
"Pass me my Chanel Manbag." Jimmy ordered extending one hand.
Alfredo squinted his eyes in confusion. "You mean your handbag?"
"No! My man bag!" Jimmy screamed. Alfredo past (a) the bag to Jimmy. "Do I look like someone who'd have a handbag?!"
Alfredo could not answer the man who just spent 2 hours watching Pride and Prejudice so he didn't reply. Jimmy pulled out his sunglasses and a Bobby pin and got to work on the locks on his monolithic iron barred door.
It only took him an hour to... realize he couldn't see at night while wearing sunglasses and that the eggs Benedict he had for dinner weren't eggs at all.
Just as dawn arrived he gave up trying to pick the locks and instead just pushed the door open. Jimmy was free.
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Jimmy The Orphan Slayer
HumorJimmy has been an orphan for too long. He has suffered the horrors of slow WiFi and diet coke and the time has come to escape. With his friends; Timmy and Kimmie he sets off for revenge against the caretaker....
