Me: Can I Has Kit-Kat.
Person 1: No.
Me: Whyyy?
Person 1: Remember what happened last time?
*flashback*
Me: Can I Have A Kit-Kat please?
Person 1: Sure *hands her a kit-Kat*
Me: *eats the entire thing in one bite*
Person 1: You Ok?
Me: *Crawls up the wall* I am Spider-Man!
Person 1: Ummmm???
Me: *Jumps on his head* I am God damn Spider-Man!
*end of flashback*
Me: Oh. *steals kit-kat anyway.*
Person 1: shit. *locks himself in the bathroom*
