Mr. Meaty Theory
Have you heard of that Nickelodeon show "Mr. Meaty"? Well, did you know that the show actually happened in real life? Let me explain!
In 1978, a mall opened in Waterloo, Ontario. Two teenagers named Josh and Parker filled an application to work at a Girls Clothing Store. The two eventually both got fired after they fought over perfume. Then, Josh and Parker got hired at a fast food restaurant. Unfortunately, the restaurant that they worked at got burned down in a grease fire and the two didn't work for almost 2 months until the restaurant got fixed.
Meanwhile, Josh and Parker went to school. Parker got picked on almost everyday because of his weight and his weirdness. He tried going on a diet and everything. Unfortunately, those plans didn't work. Parker kept getting picked on and picked on everyday until he gave up and transferred to another school.
Josh, on the other hand, was known as "the hottest boy" in his grade. Most of the girls asked out Josh everyday. Legend has it that he has never said the word "Yes" before. Josh was also known as a jerk. You know that most school girls go for jerks, not because of there personality, but for there looks. Josh picked on "the school nerds" to impress the girls. Very Sad.
Years later, Josh met Parker when they found out they were neighbours. They became very close friends and started to hang out. Soon, the two decided to work at the mall as two restaurant employees.
Let me tell you about the other characters.
You all know of Gord, the leader of Soy What? Well, Gord actually was born in Greece in 1696A.D.
He was a resident in the Greek civilisation. One Day in 1708, Gord went through a mysterious forest which is believed to be called "The Forest of Time" (the forest is still unknown to this day) and traveled to the mall parking lot at the end of the forest. After that, he employed for a job at the mall.
Next, Edward Carney used to be a soldier in the Civil War. After Abraham Lincoln was assassinated, the murderer was on the loose. So, a Pittsburg scientist froze Edward inside the Lab Freezer which is currently the mall.
Finally, Mr. Wink used to be a school nerd. He used to get picked on at school every day. So, Wink made a change and turned cooler. However, that all changed. Mr. Wink punched the School Bully so hard, he was in a coma for 5 months. Very Shocking. 2 years later, he opened up a fast food restaurant which Josh and Parker work at. He opened up the restaurant and nicknamed Edward Carney, "Mr. Meaty".
Well, there's my theory of Mr. Meaty. If you have any questions, please comment. Thanks!
